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What is your funniest pregnancy/motherhood memory?

What is something funny that happened to you or something your children did that was funny?

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Asked by sarah8910 at 11:37 PM on Jun. 28, 2011 in General Parenting

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  • My son (6 months) likes to motorboat my chest. Usually in public, after tugging on my neckline. he thinks it's the funniest thing and does it all the time!

    Answer by kit_manson at 11:42 PM on Jun. 28, 2011

  • I've got two, both with my son.

    1) I was about 8 months pregnant and was trying to nap on the couch at my in-laws. I has a ton of pillows behind me so I was reclined. My husband had fallen asleep on my tummy and was snoring pretty loudly. I was dozing. Next thing we know he's wide awake with his head several inches off my tummy. My unborn son had kicked Daddy in the ear.

    2) I had horrible heartburn with the pregnancy. So bad I was on a prescription. As they were prepping me for the emergency C-section I had not been able to take that med for about 48 hours. I was horribly nauseous. The anesthesiologist let me sit up the first time, but not the second. I wound up vomiting all over his socks and patent leather shoes from the heartburn and nausea.

    Answer by Rosehawk at 12:16 AM on Jun. 29, 2011

  • Lol only one person knows this......when I was in labor, the doctor came in to break my water. He sits down, breaks it.....but baby's head created a huge air pocket. I'm helplessly lying there as amniotic fluid SPRAYS the doctor! He was dripping!! He needed towels and a scrub change!! I was soooooooo embarrassed but I thinks it funny now! but still, hubby does not, I think it traumatized him. Lol

    Answer by Musicmom80 at 12:22 AM on Jun. 29, 2011

  • When I was pregnant I was doing my makeup for work. My DD kicked me so hard that I stabbed myself in the eye with the mascara wand and even dragged it down my cheek. My husband looked at me like I had some sort of crazy woman moment.

    And since then she's done so many funny things, I wish I could list them all. The most recent one was she farted so hard that she ended up vomiting... and then laughed about it.

    Answer by mrsziemann at 12:34 AM on Jun. 29, 2011

  • My DD & I or in walmart & she looks at this old man in front of us & she grabs my boobs & tells him thats mommys kneeknees lol i wanted to die

    Answer by Chelhaidax at 12:49 AM on Jun. 29, 2011

  • When I went to labor with my first son I pee'd on myself because the medication they gave me had me going in and out. So when I went to put the buzzer to let them know I had to pee I went back to sleep and than they came but when I woke up she was gone so I pushed again and went back to sleep than when I woke up she had already left but when I went to push again I pee'd and I was so shamed. (lol)

    Answer by 1sexymother at 1:07 AM on Jun. 29, 2011

  • I was working at sonic and i called my mother during a particularly difficult day. while i was venting to my mother i burst out crying like a crazy person. why? because i forgot to put a cherry on my hot fudge sunday. no joke. and to top it all off i thought that it was a very logical reason to cry because i had no idea i was pregnant. and didnt know for the next two months.

    Answer by 2breath2live at 1:32 AM on Jun. 29, 2011

  • When I was pregnant I had developed Toxemia towards the end, so I was very swoll, so swollen that my hubby bought me a cane to put my underwear on when he was not home to help!

    Answer by PANZONSMOM at 1:41 PM on Jun. 29, 2011

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