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The Fine Art of Seduction adult content

The other evening as my husband and I were tag-tubbing our three-month-old daughter together, he said "So hey, if we can get all the kids asleep and I get Ethan (his friend who comes over to watch True Blood with us) out of here early, maybe we can do it if I can get it up or something."

Wow. Not since the cave days has a woman been swept off her feet in quite such a fashion.

Anybody else have a good bad seduction story?

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Asked by Fistandantalus at 3:39 PM on Jul. 2, 2011 in Relationships

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  • a couple weeks back my husband said some extreanly hurtful things to me. I went into the bedroom and cried hours later he came in and told me if I got over what he said we could have some great make-up sex. I told him to go to hell and sleep on the couch.

    Answer by mommy_of_two388 at 3:45 PM on Jul. 2, 2011

  • only every time he opens his mouth.
    me: oww, i've had a sinus headache for two days now!
    dh: you need to be pucked. (yeah, that's how he says it..what do you expect from a 50yo man who stills call it a 'peepee'?)

    me: i think i cooked the roast too long, sorry.
    dh: you need to be pucked!

    me: i wish i could find the right shade of red lipstick. (ok, mainly said to myself, out loud)
    dh, yep you guessed it: you need pucking.

    where do they learn this crap??

    Answer by dullscissors at 3:50 PM on Jul. 2, 2011

  • yep- "Turn off the lights and I'll do ya."
    Made me weak in the knees...

    Answer by PartyGalAnne at 5:11 PM on Jul. 2, 2011

  • Nothing is more sexy when your man asks you "Wanna bone?" lol thats how I lost my V-card! :S

    Answer by Metal-head at 10:34 PM on Jul. 2, 2011

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