I think it's always good to laugh at yourself. Do you have any funny breastfeeding stories?
When dd was about 3 days old my milk came in. I was having an AWFUL time trying to get her to nurse. My boobs were so huge they hurt so bad. I had way more milk than what she was eating. i was trying to pump the extra but didn't have a pump yet, so I actaully bruised myself trying to squeeze it out. So I made an appt with a lactation consulant. We are sitting in the lactation consulant's office. I am so engorged it hurts to even have a bra on (even though it had only been 2 hours since dd had eaten). She wanted me to try to nurse in the office. So Iv'e got dd and of course as soon as I took my shirt off and put her to my chest milk starts squirting out like crazy. Not just leaking, full on squirting across the room without me even touching them. The lactaction consulant is laughing, dh is laughing, I start laughing and every time I laugh milk shoots out more. Dd is just laying there looking at us like we are all crazy trying to catch the flying milk lol.
Asked by Anonymous at 11:26 AM on Jul. 3, 2011 in General Parenting
Answer by Momforhealth at 11:34 AM on Jul. 3, 2011
Answer by leksismommy at 11:37 AM on Jul. 3, 2011
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