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Feel like a woman!!!

On a trans atlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe thunderstorm. The turb ulance is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning. One woman, in particular, loses it. Screaming, she stands up in the front of the plane. " I'm too young to die! I want my last minutes on Earth to be memorable! Is there anyone on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN?! For a moment, there is silence. Everyone has forgetton their own peril. They all stare, eyes riveted at this desperate woman in the front of the plane. Then a cowboy from Texas stands up in the rear of the plane. He is handsome and well built, with dark hair and blue eyes. He starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt, one button at a time. No one moves. He removes his shirt. Muscles ripple across his chest. She gasps. He whispers, "Iron this, then get me a beer!"


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A.Perry

Asked by A.Perry at 5:00 PM on Jul. 3, 2011 in Relationships

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Answers (10)
  • :-)
    oregonduck

    Answer by oregonduck at 5:01 PM on Jul. 3, 2011

  • LMBO!
    babygirl0782

    Answer by babygirl0782 at 5:02 PM on Jul. 3, 2011

  • smile

    tnm786

    Answer by tnm786 at 5:03 PM on Jul. 3, 2011

  • Ha ha!!!! Hella funny! Thanx I needed that!
    Lucky209

    Answer by Lucky209 at 5:04 PM on Jul. 3, 2011

  • LMAO...haha! I wasn't expecting that...lol
    hottmomma042607

    Answer by hottmomma042607 at 5:08 PM on Jul. 3, 2011

  • Cute :)
    sugamama3

    Answer by sugamama3 at 5:32 PM on Jul. 3, 2011

  • tooo funny!!!!!!!!
    19withtwins

    Answer by 19withtwins at 5:45 PM on Jul. 3, 2011

  • that was great. put a huge laughing smile on my face
    angeleyz375

    Answer by angeleyz375 at 5:58 PM on Jul. 3, 2011

  • Ha ha ha! Funny!
    dlee620

    Answer by dlee620 at 8:30 PM on Jul. 3, 2011

  • Haven't heard that one yet, it was funny! Texted it to my freinds :)
    tbentley1014

    Answer by tbentley1014 at 10:36 PM on Jul. 3, 2011

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