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How do I let DH know politely that these bigger bouncier boobs are not his new playthings? I get that he is excited my boobs are bigger, but I do not need him coming up behind me and bouncing them around while I am doing the dishes! It is bad enough that DD feels the need to slap them to watch them bounce, I don't need DH doing it too! The worst part is that they are soo sensitive that they hurt when they bounce, and they ALWAYS bounce!


Asked by AF4life at 2:50 PM on Jul. 5, 2011 in Relationships

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  • my husband has done that a couple times and i respond by asking him to stand still so i can smack his nuts around a little.

    Answer by figaro8895 at 3:10 PM on Jul. 5, 2011

  • You tell him PRECISELY what you wrote here. WORD FOR WORD.

    Answer by gdiamante at 2:51 PM on Jul. 5, 2011

  • I agree with PP

    Answer by SuperrMommyy at 2:52 PM on Jul. 5, 2011

  • By the way.. I think you're being polite enough by not kicking him in the crotch when he does that! We're a kung fu family, NO ONE sneaks up on the other unless they're interested in having something broken!

    Answer by gdiamante at 2:53 PM on Jul. 5, 2011

  • "you touch my jugs one more time, i'm gonna knee you in the mini-balls!"... perferablly when you are washing the butcher knife. =)

    oh, wait-- you said NICELY... hmm... IMO, if you already asked him not to do it, for the simple reason they hurt... and he still does it-- all niceness and politeness is thrown outta the window

    Answer by Shy_Dia at 3:04 PM on Jul. 5, 2011

  • he may be facinated, but emphasize the pain it causes you becaues they are so sensitive.. you oculd always flick his crotch to see how it feels....

    Answer by xxhazeldovexx at 3:08 PM on Jul. 5, 2011

  • LOL you ladies are funny!! I will just try to tell him one more time that pregnancy might make them grow but that they are sensitive, if that doesn't work I may have to try some of these other suggestions!

    Comment by AF4life (original poster) at 4:11 PM on Jul. 5, 2011