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Expensive Perfume

A young and beautiful woman gets onto an elevator, smelling like expensive perfume. She turns to the old Italian woman on the elevator and says arrogantly, " Giorgio - Beverly Hills, $100 an ounce!" Another young and beautful woman gets on the elevator and also smells of very expensive perfume. She arrogantly turns to the old Italian woman and says, " Chanel No. 5, $150 an ounce!" About three floors later, the old Italian woman has reached her destination and is about to get off the elevator. Before she leaves, she looks both beautiful women in the eye, turns, bends over and farts. Then she says, " Broccoli, 49 cents a pound!"

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Asked by A.Perry at 5:00 PM on Jul. 6, 2011 in Just for Fun

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  • thts funny

    Answer by gothmama91 at 5:13 PM on Jul. 6, 2011

  • I love expensive perfume so she would've farted at me too LOL!

    Answer by VanillaBlondie8 at 6:01 PM on Jul. 6, 2011

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