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Should children witness childbirth? (Wednesday funny follows ....)

Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call. The
house was very dark so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a 3-yr old girl to
hold a flashlight high over her mommy so he could See
while he helped deliver the baby...

Very diligently, Kathleen did as she was asked. Heidi pushed And pushed
and after a little while, Connor was born.

The paramedic lifted him by his little feet and spanked him on his
bottom. Connor began to cry.

The paramedic then thanked Kathleen for her help and asked the
wide-eyed 3-yr old what she thought about what she had just witnessed..

Kathleen quickly responded, 'He shouldn't have crawled in there in the
first place.....smack his ass again!'

 
tasches

Asked by tasches at 6:32 PM on Jul. 6, 2011 in Just for Fun

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Answers (9)
  • I remember my oldest asking me where that thing was gonna come out of. I told him don't worry about it. So he asks how it got in there to begin with.Should of just answered the first question. Lol
    Musicmom80

    Answer by Musicmom80 at 6:36 PM on Jul. 6, 2011

  • LOL!!!!!
    minnesotanice

    Answer by minnesotanice at 6:39 PM on Jul. 6, 2011

  • winklol


    Kathleen was right  'He shouldn't have crawled in there in the first place.....smack his ass again!'

    musicmom08

    Answer by musicmom08 at 7:07 PM on Jul. 6, 2011

  • lol...that's funny. I know a few grown ups who watched their siblings being born into the world. They are all normal, good people, now with kids of their own none of which have yet to witness a live birth. But, i don't really see anything wrong with it. It's life...no matter what age they learn about it, it's going to sound crazy, gross & all that. I don't think there is any harm in it.
    samurai_chica

    Answer by samurai_chica at 6:37 PM on Jul. 6, 2011

  • hahaha cute!
    momma_twins7317

    Answer by momma_twins7317 at 6:47 PM on Jul. 6, 2011

  • laughing

    DevilInPigtails

    Answer by DevilInPigtails at 7:10 PM on Jul. 6, 2011

  • rolling on floorThat was cute!!

    LittlesMom549

    Answer by LittlesMom549 at 7:16 PM on Jul. 6, 2011

  • sidesplittinglaughterLove it!

    MommaRoxanne

    Answer by MommaRoxanne at 7:22 PM on Jul. 6, 2011

  • LMAO. The things kids say! Hahaha
    Mme.Langley

    Answer by Mme.Langley at 7:34 PM on Jul. 6, 2011

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