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My friends FB status made me laugh :)

WHATEVER you give a WOMAN, she will MAKE it GREATER. Give her SPERM, she will give you a BABY. Give her a HOUSE, she will give you a HOME. Give her GROCERIES, she will give you a MEAL. Give her LOVE, and she will give you her HEART! She MULTIPLIES and ENLARGES what she is GIVEN. So, if you GIVE her CRAP, be PREPARED to RECEIVE a ton of CRAP!

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Tarrar

Asked by Tarrar at 2:42 PM on Jul. 7, 2011 in Just for Fun

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  • HAHA I love it!
    onemellowmom

    Answer by onemellowmom at 2:44 PM on Jul. 7, 2011

  • Love it!!! So true!
    proudmommy690

    Answer by proudmommy690 at 2:48 PM on Jul. 7, 2011

  • Spoken like a man. A man can dish it out even better and get someone else to serve it, wash the dishes, and clean the crap off his shirt. While he finds his remote. Works both ways depends on the man or woman.
    chgomom

    Answer by chgomom at 2:50 PM on Jul. 7, 2011

  • I have read that before and I still love it.
    LiLJeni

    Answer by LiLJeni at 3:19 PM on Jul. 7, 2011

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