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How do you unglue yourself from a toilet seat? adult content

jk, lol, well sort of....

I sat down on the toilet seat just a bit ago and noticed something was on the seat and strangely enough smelled minty.

My 3 yr old walks in giggling and tells me I glued your butt to the toilet mama, see! (she shows me the toothpaste)

I can not believe she did that, lol...sitting on toothpaste isn't fun.

And I thought this was something that only happened at slumber parties, lol.

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Anonymous

Asked by Anonymous at 8:40 PM on Jul. 7, 2011 in General Parenting

Answers (9)
  • LOL! Now the question is, who taught her that?
    AF4life

    Answer by AF4life at 8:42 PM on Jul. 7, 2011

  • Lol. Gotta love her humor. She is a peach. Humor is huge in our house. One point for your toddler.
    LeJane

    Answer by LeJane at 8:45 PM on Jul. 7, 2011

  • That is freaking awesome! Way to go baby! Don't you look before you sit?
    Shani527

    Answer by Shani527 at 8:46 PM on Jul. 7, 2011

  • Holy crap! The visual is TOO much! haha. Where the heck did she learn that?! lol. I needed that laugh. =P
    .MhacFoirfe.

    Answer by .MhacFoirfe. at 8:48 PM on Jul. 7, 2011

  • LOL...that was so cute you gotta love kids ;)
    Butterfly1108

    Answer by Butterfly1108 at 9:02 PM on Jul. 7, 2011

  • Make sure when she's a little older you get her a copy of Otherwise Known as Sheila the Great, so she can see how far ahead of her time she was.
    NotPanicking

    Answer by NotPanicking at 9:15 PM on Jul. 7, 2011

  • LOL! That's sooo cute!
    RigPrincess85

    Answer by RigPrincess85 at 9:24 PM on Jul. 7, 2011

  • That's NOTHING one time my brother ran into the bathroom just as I was about to go in (I guess to make sure the glue didn't dry before I sat down, a minute later came out, I went in, sat and and my the time I realized that he had put epoxy (really, really strong glue) on the seat I was glued. My mom had to get special glue remover and my butt burned for a week
    JLS2388

    Answer by JLS2388 at 10:23 PM on Jul. 7, 2011

  • aww that's cute!! too funny!!!!!! THere is just no way you could get mad at her for that!! :)
    MommyYeoman

    Answer by MommyYeoman at 11:30 AM on Jul. 10, 2011

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