A man is driving down the highway,and sees a pig standing by the road. He stops, picks it up so it won't get run over. He sees a state trooper,and flags him down. He tells the trooper the story. The trooper says he can't take animals in his car, to take the pig to the zoo at the next off ramp. So, the guy drives off. A few days later, the trooper sees the guy driving down the road, with the pig still in his car. He pulls the guy over,and goes "aren't you the guy who asked me about the pig the other day?" The guy says, "yeah, I am." The trooper says, "I thought I told you to take that pig to the zoo." The guy goes, "I did take him to the zoo, he had so much fun today we're going to Disneyland!''
at 4:35 PM on Jul. 10, 2011