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Know any really funny one-liner jokes?

Looking for something funny to just text my teenage daughter out of the blue to make her smile....
The last one I sent her was:
*"I'll bet elevators smell a lot different to little people" ...
...right now I just can't think of a really funny one-liner, coming up blank!

 
isismoon3

Asked by isismoon3 at 1:10 PM on Jul. 11, 2011 in Just for Fun

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Answers (4)
  • http://www.onelinerz.net/top-100-funny-one-liners/


    http://www.thejokeyard.com/one_line_jokes/clean_one_liners.html


    http://www.joecasaletto.com/jokes/one-liners.html


    http://ask.metafilter.com/76919/Got-any-good-short-silly-oneliner-jokes

    Dalimonster

    Answer by Dalimonster at 1:18 PM on Jul. 11, 2011

  • Hedgehogs - why can't they just share the hedge?

    How do you make a hot dog stand? Steal its chair.

    Dahis

    Answer by Dahis at 1:18 PM on Jul. 11, 2011

  • You know, I AM famous, I'm the 3rd one over on the evolution chart.
    matobe

    Answer by matobe at 1:24 PM on Jul. 11, 2011

  • Sorry about the third one, I didn't fully read it before I sent you the link. don't use that one.
    Dalimonster

    Answer by Dalimonster at 1:19 PM on Jul. 11, 2011

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