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What is the funnist saying/quote you've seen/heard?

 
mommy_of_two388

Asked by mommy_of_two388 at 4:36 PM on Jul. 11, 2011 in Just for Fun

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  • Silence is Golden.
    Duct tape is Silver.
    balagan_imma

    Answer by balagan_imma at 7:10 PM on Jul. 11, 2011

  • TODDLER’S RULES
    1.1- If I want it, it's mine
    2- If it's in my hand, it's mine
    3- If I can take it away from
    you, it's mine
    4- If I had it a little while ago, it's mine
    5- If it's mine, it must never appear
    to be yours in any way
    6- If we are building something together,
    all the pieces are mine
    7- If it just looks like mine, it's mine
    8- If I think it's mine, it's mine
    9- If I give it to you and change
    my mind later, it's mine
    10- Once it's mine it will never belong
    to anyone else, no matter what
    SleepingBeautee

    Answer by SleepingBeautee at 4:43 PM on Jul. 11, 2011

  • "When you come to a fork in the road-take it." Yogi Berra
    crazycatlady66

    Answer by crazycatlady66 at 6:42 PM on Jul. 11, 2011

  • Rosehawk

    Answer by Rosehawk at 4:41 PM on Jul. 11, 2011


  • "I like larger women. That's right, I said it! And there's a name for men like me and it's HETEROSEXUAL! Seriously ladies, if your man is telling you that you need to be skinnier and lose weight he's not your husband, he's not your boyfriend, he's your gay roommate/friend who can't keep his mouth shut" -Craig Ferguson, Comedian-
    SleepingBeautee

    Answer by SleepingBeautee at 4:41 PM on Jul. 11, 2011

  • I'm not speeding officer, I'm in a hurry because I have to poop....
    amazinggrace83

    Answer by amazinggrace83 at 4:51 PM on Jul. 11, 2011

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