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Have you heard any good jokes or funny headlines ?? *MAYBE NOT FOR SOME*

Dont kill me but..i have a couple of em, AND if your easlie offended run away now lol

Did you hear about this little boy that was born with no eye skin??
Well they snipped him of course and used his skin from down there to put over his eyes...now he is a little cock eye'd

Now lmao...i know thats horrible...and i will go to hell prolly


anywho...another one...

This guy was screaming his head off in the store

CRISSCOOO???? CRISSSCOOO? ...the man that worked there asked him...

do you need help finding the crisco? its on isle 4...he is like noooooo im calling for my wife,
the man says what??
Hes like yeah i usually call her lard a$$ but i have a little respect for her in public,

I KNOW...just shoot me lmao...but i do have the hiccups!

 
LexsiesMommy

Asked by LexsiesMommy at 9:28 PM on Dec. 20, 2008 in Just for Fun

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Answers (4)
  • Crisco Is just fat in a can ANON 9:39 they made me laugh LM
    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 9:42 PM on Dec. 20, 2008

  • Neither one of those would offend me. I just don't think either one is the least bit funny.
    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 9:37 PM on Dec. 20, 2008

  • i really don't get the crisco one.. can you explain?
    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 9:39 PM on Dec. 20, 2008

  • I'm sorry i didn't float your boat  Here's a life preserver!

    LexsiesMommy

    Answer by LexsiesMommy at 9:39 PM on Dec. 20, 2008