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I seen a post titled jose cuervo christmas cookies. I was wondering if anybody could share that again. I really thought it was funny

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aeemom

Asked by aeemom at 8:35 PM on Dec. 24, 2008 in Just for Fun

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  • 1 cup of water
    1 tsp baking soda
    1 cup of sugar
    1 tsp salt
    1 cup or brown sugar
    4 large eggs
    1 cup nuts
    2 cups of dried fruit
    1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila
    a_and_j_momma

    Answer by a_and_j_momma at 8:42 PM on Dec. 24, 2008

  • Sample the Cuervo to check quality. Take a large bowl,
    check the Cuervo again, to be sure it is of the highest quality,
    pour one level cup and drink.

    Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter
    in a large fluffy bowl.


    Add one peastoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point
    it's best to make sure the Cuervo is still ok, try another
    cup just in case.

    Turn off the mixerer thingy
    a_and_j_momma

    Answer by a_and_j_momma at 8:42 PM on Dec. 24, 2008

  • Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup
    of dried fruit.

    Pick the frigging fruit off the floor.

    Mix on the turner.


    If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaters just pry
    it loose with a drewscriver.

    Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity.

    Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Who geeves
    a sheet. Check the Jose Cuervo. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.


    a_and_j_momma

    Answer by a_and_j_momma at 8:42 PM on Dec. 24, 2008


  • Add one table.

    Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can
    find.

    Greash the oven.

    Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall
    over.

    Don't forget to beat off the turner.


    Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the
    Cose Juervo and make sure to put the stove in the wishdasher.
    Cherry Mistmas !












    a_and_j_momma

    Answer by a_and_j_momma at 8:43 PM on Dec. 24, 2008

  • hahahahahahaha
    butterscotch297

    Answer by butterscotch297 at 8:47 PM on Dec. 24, 2008

  • thats great thanx
    jodi205

    Answer by jodi205 at 8:51 PM on Dec. 24, 2008

  • Thanks so much!!
    aeemom

    Answer by aeemom at 8:55 PM on Dec. 24, 2008

  • hehehehe! that's funny! :) thanks for sharing!
    pinkclover

    Answer by pinkclover at 8:58 PM on Dec. 24, 2008

  • LOL ... thats so awsome ... total Cuervo fan!
    JadesMom1008

    Answer by JadesMom1008 at 1:18 AM on Dec. 25, 2008

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