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You Know You're a Mother When...
June 25, 2009 at 3:00 PM by Daily Buzz Team - Comments (31)
Photo by Connors.Mom
You know those "You might be a redneck" jokes that Jeff Foxworthy does, right? Well, we're going change it up CafeMom-style, "You know you're a mother when..."
- Your washing machine is constantly going.
- The songs stuck in your head are sang by cartoon characters.
- A diaper bag is your purse.
- Getting bodily functions on you doesn't bother you the least bit.
- You can probably feed an army with the amount of crumbs that can be found under the couch, between the car seats, on the highchair...
- Pictures of crazy nights out with friends have been replaced with pictures of your baby on Facebook.
- Works of art in your home are made out of macaroni.
- You find yourself licking your finger to rub dirt off your husband's face.
Now I wanna hear yours! You know you're a mother when...
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Comments:
We played this in one of my groups.
- When you've breastfed in a changing room.
- When you're used to being pooped on.
- You can whip your boob out to feed without thinking twice who is in the room
- You lift your son up and smell his butt and say "Did you poopy" in the middle of the store
- When you have been peed on, pooped on, puked on all in a matter of an hour
.. I could go on and on, but I have to make dinner =)
-when you find your self saying no dear the cat does not like the toilet
"- You lift your son up and smell his butt and say "Did you poopy" in the middle of the store"
Hahaha. That's by far my favorite one thus far. I caught myself doing that at a nice restaurant yesterday. I'd add my own... but my kiddo just woke up!
....when you find yourself saying all those silly things your Mom said to you; the ones you were certain you never would.
....your jewelrey is now made out of macaroni.
....you find yourself calling your hubby "Daddy" instead of his actual name.
P.S. -- just as a side note....that is a beautiful picture by connors.mom!
You know youre a mother when youre srubbing Tylenol off your nipples at 2 in the morning because your sick, breastfed baby wont nurse with the Tylenol on your nipples. (This happened about 2 weeks ago!)
Your Glamour magazine has been replaced with "Goodnight Moon"......again
when you and another mom are trying to see who got the same diapers cheaper then the other. (my cousin and I was doing this about 3 weeks ago)
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