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Sexy or Sleazy: Are You Feeling Madonna's Crotch?
February 11, 2009 at 11:39 AM by Cafe Kristen - Comments (13)
Madonna from the April issue of W magazine.
Aging.
Sex.
I hope these two words go together for all hot mommies.
But by the time I'm 50 years old, like Madonna is, I'll stop flashing my crotch.
As you know, Madonna's crotch has been in the news for many years, and part of her brilliance is that she's able to get top billing for her crotch yet again. As Cafe MichelleL reported yesterday, Madonna and her crotch take center stage on her current tour, album cover and in a photo spread with boyfriend Jesus in W magazine.
Truthfully, Madonna looks sexy.
How do you get an awesome bod like that at any age? In Madonna's case, with plastic surgery, a diet only a queen could afford, mystical religious practices and hard work. Madonna's rock star physique is also thanks to kick-butt sessions with her personal trainer, Tracy Anderson, who was featured in a recent Workout of the Week.
But crotch shots are a different matter. The truth is, I didn't want to see Paris' vag. I didn't want to see Britney's vag. And I didn't want to see Lindsay Lohan's girl part either. At least Madonna has enough class to keep hers covered by S&M panties.
In my Puritan opinion, these celebs' children won't want to Google their mom's vaginas either. And you know kids, they will Google their moms' vaginas eventually.
But good vaginal health--to prevent things like Post-Baby Giggle Pee--is essential for those of us who have already born our children. Do your Kegels, and if you want to flash your crotch at age 50, at least you'll be in tip top shape to do so.
Are you into Madonna's crotch this time? Is it sleazy or sexy?
FILED UNDER: aging, body image, exercise, in the news, obgyn, sex life
Comments:
i dont see crotch shot when i look at this. yeah her legs are open but unlike the others she is wearing something to cover it and i dont even care. i see a great looking 50 year old women.
I'm just tired of Madonna.
I don't care if she continues with music but lord...Is no one else sick of seeing her?
She seems to need a lot of affirmation when she does photo shoots...Sure she's 50 but I wonder if she's really "grown up"
She looks awesome for any age....at least her crotch is covered, I probably wouldn't have even noticed. It's all good as far as I am concerned, if you have an awesome body, you might as well show it off.
LOL, I'm with Fist.
Madonna in tiny gear, the last thing I'm looking at is her crotch. She is FIT!
i dont think you have to show off your body like that to be sexy
Nasty. Her children must be so proud.
To her credit she still works hard at being fit...but, she is truly driven. Is she moving back to the US? Will she lose the accent?
if i look that hot at that age and i can still get up from a squat you'll find me doing the same. I didn't think anything of it. Her crotch was the last place my eyes went. her shoulders are awesome.
I was never a fan of Madonna even though we are from the samearea. At 50 ,she should be mature enough to know that flashing yourcrotch is not lady like. But then she never claimed to be a lady. I can't stand her phony English accent. Give me a break she is a Detroiter not a Brit. iI have been in Georgia longer than she has been in England and people still tease me about my DETROIT accent
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I'm not looking at her crotch, I'm looking at those awesome thigh muscles! And those triceps; betting the farm they don't jiggle. Madonna is obviously aware that keeping the muscles --all the muscles--in shape is a good idea. Frankly, she could make a pile of cash off a "Madonna's Crotch Workout" DVD and it's only that she's rather too classy to do so that there isn't one! So Madonna's crotch gets a pass, it's neither sleazy nor sexy--it's powerful.
Fistandantalus Feb. 11, 2009 at 11:57 AM