What is the worst name for a child?

Some kids actually name their kids after "street names for crack" and after stupid things that sound like hookers and don't even make sense.

I think horrible names should be a form of child abuse, as kids go through horrible teasing and psychological damage because of it. Would you agree?

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goinginsane1

Asked by goinginsane1 at 4:26 PM on Dec. 19, 2008 in Baby Names

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  • superman-yes a couple was going to name there son this

    also my friends ex boyfriend was going to name his son
    Jack Me Hoff
    mama2twins07

    Answer by mama2twins07 at 4:28 PM on Dec. 19, 2008

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  • Apple!!!!! I mean really!
    musikdoll

    Answer by musikdoll at 4:28 PM on Dec. 19, 2008

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  • my dh said Apple.
    And a boy named August
    mama2twins07

    Answer by mama2twins07 at 4:29 PM on Dec. 19, 2008

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  • sometimes i wonder what they were thinking... like Adolf Hitler is the worst name that has just came out...

    http://blogs.news.com.au/news/splat/index.php/news/comments/adolf_hitler_refused_a_birthday_cake/46575
    watersgirls

    Answer by watersgirls at 4:29 PM on Dec. 19, 2008

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  • Yes I agree....and the worst name I have ever heard has got to be Flannel Pajamas pronounced like Fla-nell pa-zha-ma or Mister Silk...no lie...when my son was in the NICU, these babies were TWINS in the same unit....
    bdmartin_81

    Answer by bdmartin_81 at 4:30 PM on Dec. 19, 2008

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  • peaches!!! If you ask me that sounds like a stripper just waiting to grow up lol. but hey to each there own.
    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 4:30 PM on Dec. 19, 2008

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  • Yeah, Apple and Peaches are pretty frickin horrible. I wish people wouldn't name their children after fruit.
    caitxrawks

    Answer by caitxrawks at 4:32 PM on Dec. 19, 2008

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  • Pilot Inspektor is Jason Lee's child I think. I know the name is right, I am not certain on the dad. I know a girl that named her girl Pantera Lee and her boy Yeyo Lee.
    Mom1Stepmom1

    Answer by Mom1Stepmom1 at 4:33 PM on Dec. 19, 2008

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  • Elvira... Im not sure on the spelling... But who name there kid that now a days!!!
    HottMamaRossx2

    Answer by HottMamaRossx2 at 4:36 PM on Dec. 19, 2008

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  • Don't forget Frank Zappa's kids, Moon Unit, Dweezil, Ahmet, and Diva Muffin!

    I vote Diva Muffin and Moon Unit as the WORST names ever :oD
    caitxrawks

    Answer by caitxrawks at 4:38 PM on Dec. 19, 2008

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