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Some Math and Logic -read this before you start drinking this Weekend -heehee

Posted by on May. 8, 2009 at 8:42 AM
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Some Math + Logic:

Here is a little something someone sent me that is indisputable mathematical logic. (It also made me Laugh Out Loud.)

Remember, this is a strictly mathematical viewpoint.. It goes like this:


 

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?


 

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z


 

is represented as:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.


 

Then:


 

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K

8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%


 

and


 

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E

11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%


 

But ,


 

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E

1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%


 

And,


 

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T

2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%


 

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.


 

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G

1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

 

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that while Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, its the Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.


 


 



 

 

 

 


 


  Middle-Aged Mom
by on May. 8, 2009 at 8:42 AM
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lara33
by on May. 8, 2009 at 8:47 AM

OMG! That is so funny.  I'm just going to BS + Ass Kiss from now on! :)

emptynest242
by on May. 8, 2009 at 12:41 PM

 rolling on floorok well, I'm in way too much fibro fog this morning to understand all of that, but I'm going with reply number #1 she seems to have a good  head on her shoulders! lol

island_barb-200
by Member on May. 9, 2009 at 9:43 AM

OMG I SO WISH I COULD FORWARD THIS TO THE DIRECTOR,,,WONDER IF HE WOULD FIND IT AS FUNNY AS I DO...........................LOL

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