Poor taste joke but funny..it wasn't meant for Mom's ears ... ; )
My 15 year old gets home from drivers ed at 8:45.Tonight we had beef tacos.I had put the left over meat in a glass storage bowl and made a plate of toppings for him before cleaning up our dinner.
He gets home and his dad shows him where the stuff is ,he reheats the meat in the micro and is stirring it causing the meat to make a slurping noise.He starts laughing tells his 14 yo brother what does this sound like..."it sounds like I'm beating my meat and I am " and stirs harder.
They are laughing hysterically...still.
Teen boys ...what ya gonna do ... ; )