Well, apparently I didn't urinate fast enough because the toilets there have a self-flushing mechanism, right? All of a sudden I hear this monstrous flushing sound with enough force to suck in a Volkswagon and the worst part- I feel this huge shower of toilet water all over my butt, my hoo-hah, etc. I jumped up and swore-loudly- yes it was the f-bomb in an elementary school- and started grabbing handfuls of toilet paper to mop up my rear end. And I'm thinking, why hasn't the pooper next to me had the toilet flush yet? Why doesn't SHE get a shower?
So, I pull up my pants, etc, and I go to wash my hands. The pooper in the adjoining stall comes out, and it's one of the cafeteria ladies. She smiles and says hi, and walks straight out the door. hmmm... STRAIGHT OUT THE DOOR. Forgetting something? Great, go prepare my kid's lunch with your stinky, unwashed doo-doo fingers. Sigh.
I will be certain to pee super-fast if I ever pee there again, but I'm not sure about the lunch-lady thing. What to do?
*** Edit- Tee hee hee- I have too much time on my hands. So, Last night I was feeling a little salty and I found our county's foodservice guidelines and there was a page you could print up, a small sign, that says "Food Handlers are Required to Wash Their Hands" along with the county statute, etc. Soooo..... I was thinking of grabbing those with some scotch tape and putting them all around the kitchen at the school. Right after I talk with the principal :))))