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Madame Zaritska predictions

Posted by on Sep. 16, 2009 at 8:50 PM
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 Just go to google and search for Madame Zaritska and you'll be able to find it...LOL I did it just for fun

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The day you deliver, outside will be light. Your baby will arrive in the late morning. After a labor lasting approximately 8 hours, your child, a girl, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 13 pounds, 9 ounces, and will be 17 inches long. This child will have light blue eyes and fluffy blonde hair.

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jhcz
by on Sep. 16, 2009 at 8:57 PM

here is mine (could be possable even though 7 pounds is a big baby for me!!!)

The day you deliver, outside will be foggy. Your baby will arrive in the late morning. After a labor lasting approximately 5 hours, your child, a boy, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 7 pounds, 5 ounces, and will be 20-1/2 inches long. This child will have medium hazel eyes and some brown hair.

callmeonthemoon
by on Sep. 16, 2009 at 9:06 PM

 

aww so little. i hope this is true. that would be eerie if it was. 

The day you deliver, outside will be rainy. Your baby will arrive in the late evening. After a labor lasting approximately 13 hours, your child, a girl, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 5 pounds, 9 ounces, and will be 17 inches long. This child will have light blue eyes and a little patch of brown hair.

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VarelaClan
by on Sep. 16, 2009 at 9:45 PM

Here is mine...

The day you deliver, outside will be windy. Your baby will arrive in the late evening. After a labor lasting approximately 24 hours, your child, a girl, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 15 pounds, 9 ounces, and will be 22-1/2 inches long. This child will have light amber eyes and barely there auburn hair.

Totally WRONG!! I will have a scheduled section in the morning. My baby will more likely be 6-7lbs (I have 3 already & kinda know how big my babies are). My babies can ONLY have BLUE eyes. My husband & I both have blue eyes. Since blue is recessive our babies can only have blue according to genetics. Now the barely there hair...I'll agree with that. My babies are bald. I sure hope it's right about the girl!

MamaJenn1009
by on Sep. 16, 2009 at 10:11 PM

Madame Zaritska, using her mystical powers, has the following prediction:

The day you deliver, outside will be bright. Your baby will arrive in the early morning. After a labor lasting approximately 17 hours, your child, a boy, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 13 pounds, 6 ounces, and will be 18 inches long. This child will have dark hazel eyes and curly blonde hair.

HAHAHAHAHA...oh hell no. I am not having a 13 and a half pound baby! Umm.... plus my hubby is Chinese so if it has hazel eyes and curly blonde hair...we will be getting divorced. Plus I think its a girl this time. Fun though.

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jjsmom62107
by on Sep. 16, 2009 at 10:35 PM

Here's mine:

The day you deliver, outside will be foggy. Your baby will arrive in the early afternoon. After a labor lasting approximately 12 hours, your child, a boy, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 11 pounds, 11 ounces, and will be 22 inches long. This child will have light brown eyes and a lot of black hair. 

LOL hubby and I both have blue eyes (only variation in either of our families is green) so I don't see how brown is possible, but okay... Any other predictor has said I'm supposed to have a girl, but again, we'll see... But holy cow! 11 lbs 11 oz?!? That'a HUGE! DS was only 8 lbs and that delivery was hard on on my body! I'll keep my hopes up that this is dead wrong! LMAO

 
pippidawn
by on Sep. 17, 2009 at 7:22 AM

Hahaha.  Everything else says I'm having a boy!  PLus it's genetically impossible to take two blue eyed people and get a brown eyed baby.  LOL.  It's fun though!

 

The day you deliver, outside will be bright. Your baby will arrive in the early morning. After a labor lasting approximately 16 hours, your child, a girl, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 9 pounds, 5 ounces, and will be 18-1/2 inches long. This child will have dark brown eyes and a lot of blonde hair.

JZandTheBaby
by on Sep. 18, 2009 at 11:44 AM

I just have to say I did this with my son and all I remember is it said a girl with green eyes born on a warm rainy day. I thought it all sounded good except the warm rainy day thing...I was due in January. Well that was the only part that turned out to be true! My blond-haired, blue-eyed baby boy was born on a record-high heat day in January, 65 degrees out in Michigan!

Kaleighrose2118
by on Sep. 18, 2009 at 11:51 AM

The day you deliver, outside will be hot. Your baby will arrive in the late afternoon. After a labor lasting approximately 6 hours, your child, a boy, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 6 pounds, 10 ounces, and will be 22 inches long. This child will have medium violet eyes and fluffy brown hair.


hahahaaaaa lets see.... it might be hot out, depending on if im in tx or not when i deliver, i don't think this is a boy, everything else says a girl and i just have my own feelings, a baby cant get 22inches in me bc i have a very short torso and the dr would induce before that was even able to happen, also, ive never seen anyone with natuarally purple eyes LOL and me and my husband have blonde hair so it would be interesting to try and figure out why this kid has brown hair AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! but it was humerous LOL

MarigoldsMama
by Group Admin on Sep. 18, 2009 at 12:35 PM

The day you deliver, outside will be cold. Your baby will arrive in the middle of the night. After a labor lasting approximately 48 hours, your child, a girl, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 11 pounds, 5 ounces, and will be 17-1/2 inches long. This child will have light violet eyes and a lot of auburn hair. 

Okay, let me get this straight:

  • 48 hours of labor (and I thought 24 with Goldie was rough!)
  • Another girl (Yeah, I figured)
  • At 11lbs 5oz, she will weigh a pound and 4 ounces more than Rosie and will be 3 and a half inches shorter. (What? I'm delivering a FOOTBALL?)
  • No violet eyes in the family... I have pale green, but DH's warm brown eyes seem to be the dominant factor. I have two Brown Eyed Girls. Seeing as how Rosie is 17 months old and still almost bald, I'm not holding out hope for "a lot of auburn hair!"

Madame Zaritska, I sure hope you have some of your facts mixed up!

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Charlibabe
by on Sep. 18, 2009 at 12:40 PM

 Glad you all are enjoying it. I know its like all wrong lol. But Its fun non the least!! haha I seriously doubt I am having a 13lb 9oz baby! Or I sure as hell hope not...but then again I am having a c-section..lol But STILL! Brooky was only 7lbs 8oz!!! haha Well Like I said it was a lot of fun, just to see the random stories!

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