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Babies and...... Mommies!

Posted by on May. 7, 2007 at 2:27 PM
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1st baby: You begin wearing maternity clothes as soon as your OB/GYN
confirms your pregnancy.
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>2nd baby: You wear your regular clothes for as long as possible.
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>3rd baby: Your maternity clothes ARE your regular clothes.
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>Preparing for the Birth:
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>1st baby: You practice your breathing religiously.
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>2nd baby: You don't bother because you remember that last time,
>breathing didn't do a thing.
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>3rd baby: You ask for an epidural in your eighth month
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>The Layette:
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>1st baby: You pre-wash newborn's clothes, color-coordinate them, and
fold
them neatly in the baby's little bureau.
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>2nd baby: You check to make sure that the clothes are clean and
discard
only the ones with the darkest stains.
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>3rd baby: Boys can wear pink, can't they?
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>Worries:
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>1st baby: At the first sign of distress--a whimper, a frown--you pick
up
the baby.
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>2nd baby: You pick the baby up when her wails threaten to wake your
firstborn.
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>3rd baby: You teach your three-year-old how to rewind the mechanical
swing
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>Pacifier:
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>1st baby: If the pacifier falls on the floor, you put it away until
you
can go home and wash and boil it.
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>2nd baby: When the pacifier falls on the floor, you squirt it off with
some juice from the baby's bottle.
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>3rd baby: You wipe it off on your shirt and pop it back in.
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>Diapering:
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>1st baby: You change your baby's diapers every hour, whether they need
it
or not.
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>2nd baby: You change their diaper every two to three hours, if needed.
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>3rd baby: You try to change their diaper before others start to
complain
about the smell or you see it sagging to their knees.
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>Activities:
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>1st baby: You take your infant to Baby Gymnastics, Baby Swing, and
Baby
Story Hour.
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>2nd baby: You take your infant to Baby Gymnastics.
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>3rd baby: You take your infant to the supermarket and the dry cleaner.
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>Going Out:
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>1st baby: The first time you leave your baby with a sitter, you call
home
five times.
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>2nd baby: Just before you walk out the door, you remember to leave a
number where you can be reached.
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>3rd baby: You leave instructions for the sitter to call only if she
sees
blood.
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>At Home:
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>1st baby: You spend a good bit of every day just gazing at the baby.
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>2nd baby: You spend a bit of everyday watching to be sure your older
child isn't squeezing, poking, or hitting the baby.
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>3rd baby: You spend a little bit of every day hiding from the
children.
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>Swallowing Coins (a favorite):
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>1st child: When first child swallows a coin, you rush the child to the
hospital and demand x-rays.
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>2nd child: When second child swallows a coin, you carefully watch for
the
coin to pass.
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>3rd child: When third child swallows a coin you deduct it from his
allowance!
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>Pass this on to everyone you know who has children . . . or everyone
who
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>KNOWS someone who has had children . .. (The older the mother, the
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>funnier this is!)
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>GRANDCHILDREN:
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>God's reward for allowing your children to live!
by on May. 7, 2007 at 2:27 PM
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thebetterhalf
by on May. 10, 2007 at 11:54 AM
LOL, that is so true.
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