Marijuana Firewood???????????????

[Hoos66]

   
>              Marijuana Firewood
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>            Hello, is this the Sheriff's Office?"
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>            "Yes. What can I do for you?"
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>            "I'm calling to report 'bout my neighbor Virgil
Smith....He's hidin' marijuana inside his firewood!  Don't quite know
how he gets it inside them logs, but he's hidin' it there." 
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>            "Thank you very much for the call, sir."
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>            The next day, the Sheriff's Deputies descend on Virgil's
house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept.
>            Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find
no marijuana. They sneer at Virgil and leave.
>
>            Shortly, the phone rings at Virgil's house.
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>            "Hey, Virgil! This here's Floyd....Did the Sheriff come?"
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>            "Yeah!"
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>            "Did they chop all your firewood?"   
>            "Yep!"
>
>            "Happy Birthday, buddy!"
>
>            (Rednecks know how to git-R-dun)