Smarter Living Group sponsored by Kmart, Sharing Ideas and Inspiration for Everyday

Sexy Time.

Posted by on Feb. 13, 2012 at 3:26 PM
  • 54 Replies

 My husband, son, and I always try to have a movie night once or twice a month.

This last weekend we decided to make it our movie night.

I always love this time.

As we were watching the movie, two of the characters kissed.

A mom and a dad.

My five year old son says..

Oh boy...

Oh boy what? I said.

Now they are going to have sexy time.

I think I turned pale white and my heart stopped for a moment.

After inhaling a piece of popcorn and seeing my life flash before my eyes..

I asked him..

what does "sexy time" mean?

It's when two people kiss and kiss.

....anything else? I asked.

Nope!

Where did you learn of this sexy time?

School.

Ok...

I swallowed for the first time in what seemed to be an eternity and resumed the movie.

sexy time...

Oh great googlie mooglie...

Posted by on Feb. 13, 2012 at 3:26 PM
Add your quick reply below:
You must be a member to reply to this post.
Replies:
alliesmom112
by Sandy on Feb. 13, 2012 at 3:28 PM
Lol. I don't even.know what I would have done.
Posted on CafeMom Mobile
tayanddyl
by Toni on Feb. 13, 2012 at 3:30 PM

 been there!  wait until he's old enough to tell you what happens when someone is bisexual (my 13 yr old told me some very interesting stuff in the car one day and I almost couldn't drive anymore I was so shocked)

SammiBaby
by Bronze Member on Feb. 13, 2012 at 3:35 PM

I would have had a heart attack.

dixiegurl223626
by Gold Member on Feb. 13, 2012 at 3:44 PM

lol!

amy7243
by Amy on Feb. 13, 2012 at 3:47 PM
Lol~gotta love those moments!
yourpassion
by Kristen on Feb. 13, 2012 at 3:50 PM
I'm not ready for that!!!! I have to ask, I wonder what kid uses the word "sexy" at that age. Unless the kid walked in on their parents? Anyway, again...NOT ready! Hahaha...
Posted on CafeMom Mobile
Serendipitydoo
by Silver Member on Feb. 13, 2012 at 3:53 PM

 That's what I was thinking!

But the other day while watching the disney channel one of those kid shows said "Ooo sexy lady!"

I can't recall which one it was but I was shocked!

All I care about is that I made it through with a beating heart..LOL

Quoting yourpassion:

I'm not ready for that!!!! I have to ask, I wonder what kid uses the word "sexy" at that age. Unless the kid walked in on their parents? Anyway, again...NOT ready! Hahaha...

 

yourpassion
by Kristen on Feb. 13, 2012 at 3:59 PM
Ohhh, we're not at those shows yet.

I don't blame you!! I'm glad you made it through without choking to death!!!

What did your dh say??? I'm just being nosey.


Quoting Serendipitydoo:

 That's what I was thinking!


But the other day while watching the disney channel one of those kid shows said "Ooo sexy lady!"


I can't recall which one it was but I was shocked!


All I care about is that I made it through with a beating heart..LOL


Quoting yourpassion:

I'm not ready for that!!!! I have to ask, I wonder what kid uses the word "sexy" at that age. Unless the kid walked in on their parents? Anyway, again...NOT ready! Hahaha...

 


Posted on CafeMom Mobile
momkaribg
by Kari on Feb. 13, 2012 at 4:05 PM
Lol
Posted on CafeMom Mobile
critter_boo
by Sarah on Feb. 13, 2012 at 4:18 PM

lol

Add your quick reply below:
You must be a member to reply to this post.
Welcome to CafeMom
join our community and talk to other moms, share advice, and have fun!

(minimum 6 characters)

We won't show your age or birthday to anyone unless you want us to!
Advertisement
Advertisement