3 children outside, still in their pyjamas.............................

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A man came home from work and found his 3 children outside, still in their pyjamas, playing in the mud, with empty food boxes and wrappers strewn around garden, The door of his wife's car was open, as was the front door to the house and no sign of the dog, walking in the door, he found ...an even bigger mess. A lamp had been knocked over, the throw rug was against one wall, In the front room the TV was on loudly with the cartoon channel, the family room was strewn with toys and various items of clothing. In the kitchen, dishes filled the sink, breakfast food was spilled on the counter, the fridge door was open wide, dog food was spilled on the floor, a broken glass lay under the table, and a small pile of sand was spread by the back door. He quickly headed up the stairs, stepping over toys and more piles of clothes, looking for his wife. He was worried she might be ill, or that something serious had happened. He was met with a small trickle of water as it made its way out the bathroom door. As he peered inside he found wet towels, scummy soap and more toys strewn over the floor. Miles of toilet paper lay in a heap and toothpaste had been smeared over the mirror and walls. As he rushed to the bedroom, he found his wife still curled up in the bed in her pyjamas, reading a novel... She looked up at him, smiled and asked how his day went. He looked at her bewildered and asked, 'What happened here today?' She again smiled and answered, 'You know every day when you come home from work and you ask me what in the world do I do all day?.. ''Yes," was his incredulous reply.. She answered,. 'Well, today I didn't do it. :)

 

LOL :~@)

by on May. 10, 2012 at 11:55 PM
Replies (21-30):
Maisy08
by on May. 12, 2012 at 10:19 PM
Too cute!
Godspitgrl
by Nychole on May. 13, 2012 at 2:17 AM
Quoting thehickinhickor:

I have read this before it's funny every time

othermom
by Ruby Member on May. 13, 2012 at 10:08 AM

lol

LucyHarper
by on May. 13, 2012 at 12:30 PM

Personally, we teach our kids to behave and everyone cleans up their own messes, but whatever.

daerca574
by Danya on May. 13, 2012 at 12:34 PM

 haha that's great!

tinkerxbell
by Emily on May. 13, 2012 at 1:33 PM

:)

tinkerxbell
by Emily on May. 13, 2012 at 1:35 PM
1 mom liked this

????

Quoting LucyHarper:

Personally, we teach our kids to behave and everyone cleans up their own messes, but whatever.


Charizma77
by Carissa on May. 13, 2012 at 2:02 PM
Quoting jendawn1:

Love it!

Hottmomma607
by Trica on May. 13, 2012 at 2:28 PM
1 mom liked this
Me too!!
Happy Mother's Day!!


Quoting thehickinhickor:

I have read this before it's funny every time
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bether89
by Ruby Member on May. 13, 2012 at 2:45 PM

 That is so funny!

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