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Posted by on Jun. 9, 2012 at 9:39 PM
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Something my dad emailed me.
Everyone concentrates on the problems we're having in Our Country lately: Illegal immigration, hurricane recovery, alligators attacking people in Florida . .. .. . Not me -- I concentrate on solutions for the problems -- it's a win-win situation.
* Dig a moat the length of the Mexican border.
* Send the dirt to New Orleans to raise the level of the levees.
* Put the Florida alligators in the moat along the Mexican border.

Any other problems you would like for me to solve today?
Think about this:
1. Cows
2. The Constitution
3. The Ten Commandments

COWS
Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that during the mad cow epidemic our government could track a single cow, born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she slept in the state of Washington? And, they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give each of them a cow.

THE CONSTITUTION
They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq ....
why don't we just give them ours?
It was written by a lot of really smart guys,
it has worked for over 200 years,
and we're not using it anymore.

THE 10 COMMANDMENTS
The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments posted in a courthouse is this --
you cannot post 'Thou Shalt Not Steal'
'Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery' and
'Thou Shall Not Lie'
in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians,
it creates a hostile work environment.


Never buy a Pit-bull from a one armed man!
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critter_boo
by Sarah on Jun. 9, 2012 at 10:43 PM
Lol
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LoveMyKBabies
by on Jun. 9, 2012 at 10:55 PM
lmao.
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Jukebox_Jenny
by Jenny on Jun. 9, 2012 at 11:33 PM
:-/
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mes_deux_amours
by on Jun. 9, 2012 at 11:35 PM

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LifeCafe42
by Nora on Jun. 10, 2012 at 12:10 AM
Lol
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bether89
by Ruby Member on Jun. 10, 2012 at 12:11 AM

 LOL

aidyns_mommy
by Bronze Member on Jun. 10, 2012 at 12:14 AM
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I dare you to post in MC group lol. :)
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Godspitgrl
by Nychole on Jun. 10, 2012 at 1:21 AM
Quoting aidyns_mommy:

I dare you to post in MC group lol. :)



MC?
adadmb6
by Member on Jun. 10, 2012 at 1:24 AM
Lol
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Rain2Rinse
by Gold Member on Jun. 10, 2012 at 10:43 AM
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Yep, I wont even make a substantial comment.

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