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If you give a mom a muffin! *super cute poem*

Posted by on Jul. 17, 2012 at 9:34 PM
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This goes along the "If you give a mouse a cookie" series. I saw this sometime last year and just happened upon it again and thought I'd share the laughs ;)



If You Give A Mom A Muffin
by Kathy Fictorie

If you give a mom a muffin,
She’ll want a cup of coffee to go with it.
She’ll pour herself some.
Her three-year-old will spill the coffee.
She’ll wipe it up.
Wiping the floor, she’ll find dirty socks.
She’ll remember she has to do laundry.
When she puts the laundry in the washer,
She’ll trip over boots and bump into the freezer.
Bumping into the freezer will remind her she has to plan for supper.
She will get out a pound of hamburger.
She’ll look for her cookbook (“101 Things To Do With a Pound of Hamburger”).
The cookbook is sitting under a pile of mail.
She will see the phone bill, which is due tomorrow.
She will look for her checkbook.
The check book is in her purse that is being dumped out by her two-year-old.
She’ll smell something funny.
She’ll change the two year old’s diaper.
While she is changing the diaper, the phone will ring.
Her five-year-old will answer and hang up.
She’ll remember she wants to phone a friend for coffee.
Thinking of coffee will remind her that she was going to have a cup.
And chances are…
If she has a cup of coffee,
Her kids will have eaten the muffin that went with it.

by on Jul. 17, 2012 at 9:34 PM
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brit0813
by on Jul. 17, 2012 at 9:35 PM

this so sounds like my day and my kids! seriously!

angieluvsolivia
by Angie on Jul. 17, 2012 at 9:43 PM

Lol, that's usually the way it goes around here!

SweetLuci
by Luci on Jul. 17, 2012 at 9:44 PM

 I love this. I've passed this along to several friends in the past.

brit0813
by on Jul. 17, 2012 at 10:21 PM

me too, it's great!! :)

Quoting SweetLuci:

 I love this. I've passed this along to several friends in the past.


heathermichelle
by on Jul. 17, 2012 at 10:59 PM
cute!
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amyjane22
by Amy on Jul. 17, 2012 at 11:22 PM

Lol!  That is so funny!  I love this :)

kcangel63
by Bronze Member on Jul. 17, 2012 at 11:23 PM
LOL! So true!
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LifeCafe42
by Nora on Jul. 17, 2012 at 11:23 PM
lol love it
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teesoloca
by on Aug. 18, 2012 at 8:07 PM

 LMAO thats cute

Trackerchick
by on Aug. 18, 2012 at 8:11 PM
This is so cute!
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