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SO FUNNY!!! (Hater's Guide to Williams-Sonoma)

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OMG, this is hysterical. Please read it if you need a good laugh. This is awesome.

Michelle, mom to Lucy, Henry and Charlie

by on Nov. 20, 2012 at 7:43 PM
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by on Nov. 21, 2012 at 5:17 PM


by Sara on Nov. 21, 2012 at 5:40 PM

OMG!!!! the lead part had me falling out of my chair

Item #02-496059 Bourbon Cranberry Relish

The Hater's Guide To The Williams-Sonoma Catalog

Williams-Sonoma says: "Sauteed cranberries, bourbon, shallots and herb with a hint of orange. 16oz."

Price: $40

Notes from Drew: That's 40 bucks for a bowl of cranberry sauce that everyone will pass up because we all prefer the shit that costs two bucks and comes plopping out of the can in the shape of the can. The second ingredient is LEAD. For 40 bucks, you should get the bourbon on its own.

And the twine thing really had me laughing but i wont copy that! I so have a ball of twine in my junk drawer just everywhere lol.

Okay. this whole thing just has me laughing so hard I cant catch my breath and I am laughing so hard as I try to read it out loud to DH he know thinks I am insane, well more insane :)

by Sara on Nov. 21, 2012 at 5:42 PM

Williams-Sonoma says: "Flaky, buttery, and made by hand by celebrated caterer Callie White."

Price:$72 (set of 24)

Notes from Drew: That's $72 dollars for biscuits. At Popeye's, the biscuit comes free with your order. At Williams-Sonoma, it costs you the rough equivalent of your phone bill. How good could these biscuits possibly be? There's a threshold past which biscuits cannot improve. Even the best goddamn biscuit in the world isn't $72 better than a Popeye's biscuit. Unless that biscuit can make you teleport.

I want popeyes now and there is none in NH. I also want teleporting biscuits :(

by Desiree on Nov. 21, 2012 at 6:31 PM

 my dh loved this too

by Nora on Nov. 21, 2012 at 6:34 PM
Lol that's too funny
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by Jenny on Nov. 21, 2012 at 7:06 PM
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by Bronze Member on Nov. 21, 2012 at 7:38 PM
That's way to funny ! & mostly true !!!!
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by on Nov. 21, 2012 at 7:46 PM

Funny - it's amazing what people will spend their hard earned money on.

by on Nov. 21, 2012 at 8:12 PM

 This is hilarious.  Thaks for posting. 

by on Nov. 21, 2012 at 8:13 PM

 The people who buy the most expensive and outrageous cooking things seem to be the ones that don't cook.

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