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Stupid or Cool? 3/27

Posted by on Mar. 27, 2013 at 2:38 PM
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                   Butt Face Soap

                 

                   

This may gross you out, but it must be said...Did you ever wonder why they bother to add scents to soap? You know -- scents like "lilac morning" or "grapefruit splash" or "evening dew" -- those kind of smells? Soap companies don't want you to know, but here's the ugly reason...They do it so you won't notice how disgusting the soap smells once you've washed your butt. \r\nStudies show that 93% of people begin their showers by soaping the lower regions and working upwards. That means that 9 out of 10 people rub something against their face that, only moments earlier, was gliding and probing where the sun don't shine. So now you know... The scents are added so you won't realize you're washing your face with tush-tainted soap.\r\nBut before you puke into your keyboard, check out Butt / Face Soap. This brilliant cleanser solves the problem by clearly defining which side of the soap is for the face, and which side is for the butt. The words BUTT and FACE are clearly molded into the sides of the soap. And, to make sure there's no confusion, the Butt side of the soap is brown. Crude? You bet. But it gets the job done. Now that you know the dark secret behind soap scents, how can you possibly return to your old soap habits? For your next shower, switch to Butt / Face Soap -- And when it comes time to wash your face, fear not and breathe deeply. (just make sure you're sniffing the right side)

Cost: $3.99

by on Mar. 27, 2013 at 2:38 PM
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VickyJoJo
by Member on Mar. 27, 2013 at 2:41 PM

 Stupid!

Stevensmomma
by Platinum Member on Mar. 27, 2013 at 3:33 PM

Stupid but funny 

Bradensmommy719
by Anji on Mar. 27, 2013 at 3:33 PM
Dumb
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yvonne37
by Platinum Member on Mar. 27, 2013 at 3:38 PM

 I am not in that 93%.. the first thing I wash is my arms and neck and then keep going down lol..

oh and I dont wash my face with the soap I do my body... :P lol  not because I thought of my "tushy" but because I use facial soap.

I wouldnt buy this soap unless I want to play a prank on someone or leave it in my bathroom as a joke/conversation starter ;)

Tigress22304
by Platinum Member on Mar. 27, 2013 at 3:39 PM

funny but not for me-i start at the top and work my way down


Gabbysmom615
by Kira on Mar. 27, 2013 at 4:54 PM

 stupid and funny

jconney80
by Platinum Member on Mar. 27, 2013 at 4:56 PM
Eww that's nasty! I use body wash!
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Jules_
by Julie on Mar. 27, 2013 at 5:04 PM

Stupid

Wish2Be
by Michelle on Mar. 27, 2013 at 5:30 PM

Cool !

momofsixangels
by Colleen on Mar. 27, 2013 at 5:58 PM

Stupid.I would never use it

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