My SIL thinks she's the perfect parent. She makes her kids full breakfasts each morning, no Eggo waffles for her perfect kids!
They don't buy school lunch because they must have organic carrot sticks and whole wheat bread.
They are the stars of their athletic teams and get all A's in school.
I'm confident she'd tell you they always slept through the night, never had a diaper blow out, and ate everything she ever put in front of them.
Not quite sure how the rest of the world lives up to her. It's making me crazy and I'm on the verge of never wanting to be in her company ever again.