I thought it would be fun to list the funny things our kids say. Kind of like "Kids say the darndest things". So, whose got a good one?
REDUCE, REUSE, RECYCLE, REPURPOSE...
“Meditate on your own Self. Worship your Self. Respect your Self. God dwells within you as you.” Swamni "Baba" Muktananda
My daughter asked me Why she couldn't call God on a cell phone- I told her God doesn't have one, he doesn't need it. She said.. Hmm.. WHo is close to God.. I know! JESUS! Let's Call JESUS on HIS cell phone!
LOL!
Quoting Habibti812:My daughter asked me Why she couldn't call God on a cell phone- I told her God doesn't have one, he doesn't need it. She said.. Hmm.. WHo is close to God.. I know! JESUS! Let's Call JESUS on HIS cell phone!
REDUCE, REUSE, RECYCLE, REPURPOSE...
“Meditate on your own Self. Worship your Self. Respect your Self. God dwells within you as you.” Swamni "Baba" Muktananda
She told me yesterday.. "Why do bees sting Mom?" I explained it was their defense mechanism.. She thought about it for a second and said "Well Mom, if I were a bee I would be a nice one and not sting any people!"
The other day my daughter and I were talking .
I always tell her if she drinks coffee she will stay small forever.
So we are talking and I said O honey stop growing you are getting so big!!
She says mommy I know but I have to.Then she says mommy I know what ..you should of gave me coffee in my baba when I was a baby.So I could have stayed small forever..lol...I kissed her and had tears coming out with how Cute that sounded!!!
Awww! cute!
Quoting Kim24kids:The other day my daughter and I were talking .
I always tell her if she drinks coffee she will stay small forever.
So we are talking and I said O honey stop growing you are getting so big!!
She says mommy I know but I have to.Then she says mommy I know what ..you should of gave me coffee in my baba when I was a baby.So I could have stayed small forever..lol...I kissed her and had tears coming out with how Cute that sounded!!!
Proud Momma to the prince and princess (My Syrastinians). VERY proud BF'ing, Co-Sleeping, Baby wearing Anti Spanking, No CIO Momma!
Cute!
Quoting Habibti812:She told me yesterday.. "Why do bees sting Mom?" I explained it was their defense mechanism.. She thought about it for a second and said "Well Mom, if I were a bee I would be a nice one and not sting any people!"
REDUCE, REUSE, RECYCLE, REPURPOSE...
“Meditate on your own Self. Worship your Self. Respect your Self. God dwells within you as you.” Swamni "Baba" Muktananda
So sweet!
Quoting Kim24kids:The other day my daughter and I were talking .
I always tell her if she drinks coffee she will stay small forever.
So we are talking and I said O honey stop growing you are getting so big!!
She says mommy I know but I have to.Then she says mommy I know what ..you should of gave me coffee in my baba when I was a baby.So I could have stayed small forever..lol...I kissed her and had tears coming out with how Cute that sounded!!!
REDUCE, REUSE, RECYCLE, REPURPOSE...
“Meditate on your own Self. Worship your Self. Respect your Self. God dwells within you as you.” Swamni "Baba" Muktananda
OH MY GOSH LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL! This is great! lol
Quoting bhwrn1:My 3 y/o: Daddy, what does mommy have for the potty?
DH: Huh?
3 y/o: Mommy has a gi-na for the potty?
DH: Yes, Mommy has a vagina.
3 y/o, to my 6 y/o: Anthony, draw a gi-na!
6 y/o: Ok. Daddy, what does a vagina look like?
Proud Momma to the prince and princess (My Syrastinians). VERY proud BF'ing, Co-Sleeping, Baby wearing Anti Spanking, No CIO Momma!
Former Mahwah HS Art Teacher Charged With Having Sex With Student
- bhwrn1
on Mar. 6, 2010 at 2:07 PM