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He Said to Me...

Posted by on Mar. 2, 2011 at 6:23 PM
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He Said To Me!


 

He said to me . ... . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.
I said to him .... . . You wear pants don't you?



   


He said to me ... . ......... Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
I said .. That's a good idea - you stand by the stove & sink while I sit on the sofa and drink-


   


He said to me. ... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
I said to him . .....
Turn sideways and look in the mirror!

   


He said to me. ..... Why don't women blink during foreplay?
I said to him ... . They don't have time.


   

   


He said to me. . How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
I said to him .. .. I don't know; it has never happened.


   

   


He said to me. . Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and Good- looking?
I said to him . . . They already have boyfriends.


   


He said..What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
I said. . . A widow.


   


He said to me.... Why are married women heavier than single women?
I said to him .. . .. Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed.
Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.

Lilypie

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Meditate on your own Self. Worship your Self. Respect your Self. God dwells within you as you.”  Swamni "Baba" Muktananda

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Habibti812
by Joni on Mar. 2, 2011 at 7:10 PM

LOL

gabe06tara07
by Stephanie on Mar. 2, 2011 at 8:18 PM

Love it!

mhmomma
by Becky on Mar. 2, 2011 at 8:53 PM

 Those were funny thanks

lovemybrie
by Jeannine on Mar. 2, 2011 at 9:12 PM

 LOL love it!

TheJerseyGirl
by Michele on Mar. 3, 2011 at 5:51 AM

I dont know which I liked better!!! LOL!

HTMommy
by Crystal on Mar. 3, 2011 at 7:18 AM
LMFAO-ROTF Bahahahahahahahaha
I had to restrain myself from laughing so hard as to not wake up the kids LOL
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bhwrn1
by Brooke on Mar. 3, 2011 at 9:04 AM

 Happy to put some LOLs in anyone's day!

Rychelle
by Platinum Member on Mar. 3, 2011 at 9:09 AM

 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA I LOVE the last one!

chiquis
by on Mar. 3, 2011 at 2:06 PM
I love this lol.
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ceciliam
by Lynn on Mar. 3, 2011 at 2:51 PM

FUNNY!

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