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High Protein (might me TMI... From the Stir)

Posted by on Jul. 8, 2011 at 4:41 PM
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One of the Most Detested Sex Acts Is Good for Women

Posted by Jamye Waxman
on June 17, 2011 at 6:41 PM

I've always been a swallower. As a child I swallowed anything the vacuum cleaner failed to pick up. Crayons. Paper. Nose boogers. Nothing felt dirty or wrong, even if the look on my mother's face told me otherwise. It wasn't until I starting give blowjobs that I thought about what I swallowed. I had given up breastmilk long before then, and the idea of swallowing something out of someone else's body felt odd. But, then anything feels strange until you get used to doing it.

There's a lot of chatter over the age old sex debate, to spit or swallow, but when it comes to decisions, this is an easy one. If you love your partner and can muster up enough strength to take one for the team, take one for the team. Not only do guys love it when women swallow -- something about the whole completion thing -- but there are actually measurable benefits to swallowing, too. 

1. Semen can boost your mood. Sure, this study had to do with intercourse, but if the hormones in semen, mainly testosterone and estrogen, make women happy when they screw, why wouldn't they make women happy when they swallow? Going on that theory, swallowing can make you happier. So next time the kids are screaming for Sponge Bob, think about the benefits another type of bob. The head bob. 

2. Semen does a body good, pass it on. That's right, semen may be a cure for sore throats and diabetes! The next time you eat too much sugar and worry about your insulin levels, balance it out with a little semen (and, of course, talk to your doctor). If you lose your voice shouting at the kids for fighting, protect your throat with semen. These are only some of the possible medical benefits for semen. I can only imagine what else science will uncover about swallowing. Perhaps it's the cure for world hunger? 

3. Semen can taste good. Like french fries or fruit, it all depends on what he eats. When you're looking for a filling snack, why not a little love juice? It's high in protein and only 20 calories per teaspoon. And when he eats celery, cranberries, watermelon and drinks pineapple juice, he'll taste even juicer. 

4. And for those who you can't get themselves to swallow, fear not. You should feel good knowing that a little semen on your face may do wonders for your skin. According to The Sexual Teachings of the White Tigress semen facials are good for you. And in her memoir, I'm Wild Again, even Helen Gurley Brown recommends the semen facial: "Spread semen over your face, [it's] probably full of protein as sperm can eventually become babies. Makes a fine mask - and he'll be pleased."

Do you prefer to spit or swallow?


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lish2127
by Platinum Member on Jul. 8, 2011 at 5:00 PM

My freshman college biology teacher started out the first day of class talking about how semen was a nutricious start to the day.

lizmarie1975
by Liz on Jul. 8, 2011 at 5:08 PM

throwing up

Let's not have DH see this.

Mom2jngnc
by Stephannie on Jul. 8, 2011 at 5:26 PM

 

Quoting lizmarie1975:

 

Let's not have DH see this.

 while I am not in the vomit group.... John loves to offer his "home made throat losange" for any sore throat I encounter. Needless to say I NEVER admit to a sore throat.

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Jillysmom
by on Jul. 8, 2011 at 5:50 PM

 

Quoting Mom2jngnc:

 

Quoting lizmarie1975:

 

Let's not have DH see this.

 while I am not in the vomit group.... John loves to offer his "home made throat losange" for any sore throat I encounter. Needless to say I NEVER admit to a sore throat.

 lol

Jillysmom
by on Jul. 8, 2011 at 5:50 PM

 

Quoting lizmarie1975:

throwing up

Let's not have DH see this.

 As far as I care, Mike can see it but he still ain't getting it.

Jillysmom
by on Jul. 8, 2011 at 5:52 PM

 

Quoting lish2127:

My freshman college biology teacher started out the first day of class talking about how semen was a nutricious start to the day.

 Thats just wrong on so many levels

remaining_me
by Kay on Jul. 8, 2011 at 5:56 PM

i can't swallow.. eff what they said. that crap always tastes gross.

Wyldbutterfly
by Snow Bunny on Jul. 8, 2011 at 10:29 PM

 Spitting is quitting and I'm more than fine with that!

Emschick38
by Ali on Jul. 9, 2011 at 1:01 AM

I have always found that the taste goes away faster if swallowed. (for me anyway)                                 embarrassed

 

<runs to corner to blush>

Jillysmom
by on Jul. 9, 2011 at 6:37 AM

 

Quoting Emschick38:

I have always found that the taste goes away faster if swallowed. (for me anyway)                                 embarrassed

 


 No blushing needed. No one here is judging anyone...This isn't that other group,lol

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