Traffic lights: As soon as the green light appears, he says "Let's go." Apparently, you must disregard the 2-3 cars in front of you and just start moving.
Christmas lights/decorations: "Mommy, it's not Christmas yet. I want them to turn the lights off/take down the decorations (whichever applies) and put them back on when Christmas comes up." He's completely offended by my minimal window decorations.
This kid is too much.