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Posted by on Nov. 9, 2011 at 10:15 AM
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Lets hear your vent today!

Dear Sookie the wonder dog,

I appreciate your love and kisses. I am happy you don't mind little humans throwing trucks at you. I love that you never bark. You have so many good qualities. But. If you ever break out of your pen at 2am to come upstairs and shit all over the carpet and then wake me up. I. Will. Kill. You. To make matters worse, when I was escorting you back to your cell, you ran through said shit and I slipped in it, thus spreading said shit ALL over the house. Again, I will kill you if this happens again.

Xoxox
Your hooman mom.
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-Mattel-
by on Nov. 9, 2011 at 10:17 AM
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Dear uterus, do you have to go homicidal every month??? You are in MY body, you're supposed to like me.
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-SJ-the-OSM
by on Nov. 9, 2011 at 10:18 AM
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Sounds like bodily fluids is today's theme.

Me?
Dear dh,

Kiss. My. Ass.

Your wife
Ps, going on a cruise with my BFF when this deployment is over. Tag - you're it!
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Dani_Lynn
by on Nov. 9, 2011 at 10:23 AM
Dear person at work

If you don't know what's going on, don't pretend to. Just take the message and let me deal with it appropriately. It'll save everyone a lot of grief
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JJsmainsqueeze
by on Nov. 9, 2011 at 10:35 AM
Dear life,

Lately you've been a real pain in the ass...
Gimmie somethin to work with would ya?!? Something good preferably.
thanks
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usmclife58
by Nikki on Nov. 9, 2011 at 10:40 AM

Dear Stomach Bug-

You suck.


<3

The mom

DizneyMomma2001
by on Nov. 9, 2011 at 10:41 AM

Dear Fox~

I love to watch House and have missed some episodes.  When I go to watch it on demand though it is not there.  New episodes of Tera Nova are but not House!  What gives?  Please fix this so I can have my Hugh Laurie Fix!

Sincerely

The House Lover

usmclife58
by Nikki on Nov. 9, 2011 at 10:42 AM

Dear Leprechaun that I've apparently pissed off- 

I am truly sorry for whatever I did. Please accept my sincerest apology. I would appreciate some good luck for a change. Even just a little. Please?


<3

Me

LOswald0314
by Ruby Member on Nov. 9, 2011 at 10:45 AM
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 Dear Wee Ones,

Go the **** to sleep at a decent hour, and don't wake up before the sun comes up. Please.

Love,

Mommy about to snap.

usmclife58
by Nikki on Nov. 9, 2011 at 10:47 AM

YES!! I have missed 2 episodes, and I am all confuzzled. I am almost ready to call the season and wait for it on DVD.

Quoting DizneyMomma2001:

Dear Fox~

I love to watch House and have missed some episodes.  When I go to watch it on demand though it is not there.  New episodes of Tera Nova are but not House!  What gives?  Please fix this so I can have my Hugh Laurie Fix!

Sincerely

The House Lover



rangerwife2
by on Nov. 9, 2011 at 10:49 AM
Dear Cancer, Please leave my body. You are not welcome here! Love, a sad me who wants to see my children grow up
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