Would punching this Dependasaurus Rex be out of line?
I just want to check so that if it's wrong I don't do it.
There's a Dependasaurus Rex, that unfortunately I have to deal with because she's always at the school where I volunteer. She's chock full of fun, ignorant, bigoted bullshit, but this comment really took the cake.
She's sitting there, blabbing on about her usual BS when she says 'This isn't the real Marine Corps'
What do you mean?
'Only Infantry are REAL Marines'
*blink blink blink* HUH?
"if you're not kicking down doors, you're not a real Marine" (side note: Can someone tell me how often Infantry are kicking down doors? What if you're infantry but you never kick down a door? Do they take turns? How does this work? Is that all Infantry does?)
When told that thinking was ignorant and fucked up, she said "It's my opinion and my husband's opinion and we're right"
Yeah...okay... does the term Friendly Fire mean anything to you and your husband?
Just to clarify this, her husband did a Lat Move from Infantry to Powerline, so I guess He's a Fake Marine now too. We're on an AIR STATION there are no grunts here. He's also the world's greatest powerline guy EVER, and the greatest Marine ever, and the corps could not function without her precious piece of Man Sausage. He's SUPER important y'all.
Can I punch her in the throat for the comment? Can I just punch her in the throat next time she's an asshat? I try to bite my tongue, but I'm afraid I'm going to bite it off at some point.
I know I CAN punch her, physically speaking, I mean would it be terribly out of line of me to do it?