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KEEP ME AWAKE!!!

Posted by on Dec. 12, 2012 at 11:55 PM
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I can't go to bed for 4 hours. Any good jokes??
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chrlstoncharmed
by Melissa on Dec. 13, 2012 at 12:03 AM
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You should be watching Duck Dynasty!
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edelweiss23
by on Dec. 13, 2012 at 12:05 AM
I could sing you the R rated version of the army fight song I came up with!

A bad habit I got from hubby: changing to words to songs.
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pittawadda
by on Dec. 13, 2012 at 12:09 AM
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I might play video games. I'm so tired. I wanted to to to bed at 7.
We found an awesome German restaurant close by.
The human head weighs 8 lbs
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pittawadda
by on Dec. 13, 2012 at 1:12 AM
When you smell, you are actually tasting airborne particles.
So when you smell shit, you are tasting it.
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mlogsdon
by on Dec. 13, 2012 at 1:26 AM
Yuck. I told this to DH after he crop dusted the living room for the millionth time. He didn't believe me.

Quoting pittawadda:

When you smell, you are actually tasting airborne particles.

So when you smell shit, you are tasting it.
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pittawadda
by on Dec. 13, 2012 at 1:27 AM
It's true.
The molecules of the crap go in the air and hit your moist nasal passage and tongue.

That's why poop particles are everywhere.


Quoting mlogsdon:

Yuck. I told this to DH after he crop dusted the living room for the millionth time. He didn't believe me.



Quoting pittawadda:

When you smell, you are actually tasting airborne particles.


So when you smell shit, you are tasting it.

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violinjewel
by Julia on Dec. 13, 2012 at 8:33 AM
Gross! Not something I needed to know this early in the morning.


Quoting pittawadda:

It's true.

The molecules of the crap go in the air and hit your moist nasal passage and tongue.



That's why poop particles are everywhere.




Quoting mlogsdon:

Yuck. I told this to DH after he crop dusted the living room for the millionth time. He didn't believe me.





Quoting pittawadda:

When you smell, you are actually tasting airborne particles.



So when you smell shit, you are tasting it.


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pittawadda
by on Dec. 13, 2012 at 11:54 AM
So I went to bed at 1:30 and was up at 5:45
Ug....
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violinjewel
by Julia on Dec. 13, 2012 at 11:59 AM
:(


Quoting pittawadda:

So I went to bed at 1:30 and was up at 5:45

Ug....

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SierraLynn
by on Dec. 13, 2012 at 12:10 PM
No bueno.

Quoting pittawadda:

So I went to bed at 1:30 and was up at 5:45

Ug....
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