I received the best letter in the mail today! ( I really wish there was a sarcasm font, because I am being completely sarcastic)
I have been summoned for jury service in Federal court to be on call from Oct 7 to Dec. 31. First possible time to report is Oct 7 at 8am..but subject to change. I have to check the jury messaging system every Friday after 5:30pm or anytime during the weekend for the following week to see if my number has been called.
I'm on call for over 3 months. Sigh. All these years and I have managed to avoid even receiving a letter. Guess they finally caught up with me.