I have this vision of how things are going to go when it's time to deliver my baby. With a few swift pushes, I will birth my perfectly healthy baby girl and hear her comforting crymoments after she enters the world. Then, before scoring a 10 on the Apgar test, she will be placed on my chest for a bout of peaceful bonding, where she will sleep soundly, enjoying her new time with her mom and dad. And we'll all live happily ever after. The end. However, I realize that visions and/or "plans" when giving birth are laughable. You need to be able to roll with the punches. You need to be ready for your 15-minute-old daughter to flip you off.
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Mel
on Apr. 24, 2012 at 8:04 PM
omg, that is too funny!
My son flipped my hubby off while bf once. It was so funny
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on Apr. 24, 2012 at 7:54 PM