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Top 10 Momisms

Posted by on May. 8, 2012 at 5:22 AM
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1. Why? Because I said so, that's why!

2. I'm going to give you until the count of three!

3. It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt.

4. I don't know is NOT an answer.

5. I would never have talked to my mother like that.

6. I am not running a taxi service!

7. If *insert friends name* jumped off a cliff would you do it too?

8. If you keep making that face it is going to freeze like that.

9. It hurts me more than it hurts you.

10. Bod, Sue, Joe, Fido....whatever your name is......

by on May. 8, 2012 at 5:22 AM
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mysticalmalissa
by Gold Member on May. 8, 2012 at 6:49 AM

I used #2 a lot with my older sons. LOL I would make it to two and they would move. 

hunterskysmom
by on May. 8, 2012 at 7:18 AM
I use a lot of those
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Audreesmommy757
by on May. 8, 2012 at 8:04 AM

hahaha love these..some times i will call audree charlotte and she will say...you mean audree?

Delirium003
by on May. 8, 2012 at 8:53 AM
I yell all my kids names...and brothers...and dh's name until I get the right person's attention. My brain doesn't work well when upset.
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SabrinaLC
by on May. 8, 2012 at 9:31 AM

I think the only one I actually say is number 8

But my own mom has used most of those! lol

Meltopia529
by on May. 8, 2012 at 9:40 AM

 Yep, I've used them.

Army_Mom_2_Boyz
by on May. 8, 2012 at 11:58 AM

I used to be able to use that and get away with it haha

Quoting mysticalmalissa:

I used #2 a lot with my older sons. LOL I would make it to two and they would move. 


Army_Mom_2_Boyz
by on May. 8, 2012 at 11:58 AM

Yea, same here

Quoting hunterskysmom:

I use a lot of those


Army_Mom_2_Boyz
by on May. 8, 2012 at 11:59 AM

Yea I am the same I will just saying names until I get to the right one lol

I think sometimes my kids think I am nuts haha

Quoting Audreesmommy757:

hahaha love these..some times i will call audree charlotte and she will say...you mean audree?


Army_Mom_2_Boyz
by on May. 8, 2012 at 11:59 AM

hahaha I have been there

Quoting Delirium003:

I yell all my kids names...and brothers...and dh's name until I get the right person's attention. My brain doesn't work well when upset.


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