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Installing a Husband...LOL!!

Posted by on Apr. 20, 2010 at 10:49 AM
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INSTALLING A HUSBAND

Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from
 Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0

In addition,
 Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as
Romance 9.5 and  Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as

NBA 5.0
,
NFL 3.0
 and
Golf Clubs 4.1


Conversation 8.0
 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.

Please note that I have tried running
 Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?

Signed,


Desperate




DEAR DESPERATE
,

First, keep in mind,

Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while
Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

Please enter command:
ithoughtyoulovedme.html, try to download Tears 6.2, and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0update.
If those applications work as designed,
 Husband 1.0should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause
 Husband 1.0 to default to 
Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, or Beer 6.1.
Please note that
 Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Farting and Snoring Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do,
 DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)

In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the
Boyfriend 5.0-program. This is an unsupported application and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary,
 Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend
Cooking 3.0
 and
Hot Lingerie 7.7


Good Luck!


Tech Support

by on Apr. 20, 2010 at 10:49 AM
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Replies (1-8):
PRMommy86
by on Apr. 20, 2010 at 10:51 AM

LMAO!!!!

rolling on floor

sophiesmom07
by on Apr. 20, 2010 at 11:02 AM

laughingLMAO! Sad, but true! 

kgmmw
by Kimberly-US/Mex on Apr. 20, 2010 at 11:45 AM

 hahahhahahah that is too funny :)

BxMommy04
by Member on Apr. 20, 2010 at 7:15 PM

 Glad you all got a laugh out of it...when I opened the email and read it I knew I had to share it :)

Shabaam_CFC
by Member on Apr. 21, 2010 at 12:57 AM

I LOVE THIS!

BxMommy04
by Member on Apr. 21, 2010 at 10:59 AM

 Glad you did mama...I did as well...I even sent a copy to my husband lmao :)

Cafe Veronica
by Veronica-Puerto Rico on Apr. 22, 2010 at 5:19 PM

rolling on floorThat is too funny!!!!

mamita29
by on Apr. 24, 2010 at 7:43 AM

laughingThis is so awesome, I love it!! I'm sharing this with my husband and friends!

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