Aiden my 3 year old was playing with my hubby when all of a sudden I hear:
Aiden: Dad there is a spider in your nose!!!
Hubby: A spider?!?
Aiden: There! as he pointed to my husbands nostrils.
Hubby: That's no spider, those are hairs (referring to the hairs inside the nose).
Aiden: Why do you have hair there?
Hubby: Everyone has hair inside their nose.
Aiden: Noooo, not me. I have bugger inside my nose.
Kids are so darn cute and they say the darnedest things.