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Pick up lines...good but mostly BAD

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If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib.



Let's make like fabric softener and snuggle.



Your love is like diarrhea. I just can't hold it in.

Your turn!
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by on Aug. 18, 2012 at 4:36 PM
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mstrendygirl
by Irene-Mexicana on Aug. 19, 2012 at 7:37 PM

 Was your dad king for a day? He must have been to make a princess like you.

mstrendygirl
by Irene-Mexicana on Aug. 19, 2012 at 7:39 PM

 

You must be going to hell, because it is a sin to look that good.

mariscilla
by New Member on Aug. 19, 2012 at 7:40 PM

KRIZZ25
by on Aug. 19, 2012 at 7:41 PM
hahahhahahahahahaha...
karladiego
by Karla on Aug. 19, 2012 at 8:58 PM

LMAO!! I have been laughing sooooo hard with all of these.

karladiego
by Karla on Aug. 19, 2012 at 9:01 PM


Quoting CrickettyBoo:

Did you fart? 'Cause you just blew me away!

LMAO!! My hubby loved this one too

karladiego
by Karla on Aug. 19, 2012 at 9:02 PM

This one actually happened to me: "Your lips are like wine and I wanna get drunk tonight"

I actually LOL'd at this guy's face.

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