Confucius Say
A Penis is the only thing that a woman hopes she will find hard to handle.
Confucius Say
A relationship is the opportunity to do something you hate with someone you love.
Confucius Say
Some Sex Is Good...More Is Better...Too Much Is Just About Right
Confucius Say
A Magazine is a bunch of printed pages that tell you what's coming in the next issue.
Confucius Say
An Optimist is a girl who regards a bulge as a curve.
Confucius Say
A penis has a hole in the end so men can be open minded.
Confucius Say
Man with five dicks will have pants that fit like a glove.
Confucius Say
To reuse a condom, turn it inside out and shake the f*ck out of it
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- maciymommieof3
on Feb. 12, 2012 at 3:21 PM