Why does a pizza get to the house faster than an ambulance?
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? (thanks to Steve M.)
Why are there handicap parking places in front of the skating rink?
Why doesn't whoop-*** doesn't come in bottles? (thanks to Schmidty)
Why do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries and then a diet coke?
Why are they called apartments when they're all stuck together? (thanks to Evets)
Why do banks leave both doors open but they chain the pens to the counter?
Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are dead?
Why do Americans leave their expensive cars on the driveway, but have useless junk in the garage?
Why don't the hairs on your arm get split ends? (thanks to Shane)
Why do drive-up ATMs have instructions in braille?
Why is lingerie so popular, if love is blind?
Why does the sun lighten our hair but tan our skin?
Why does lemonade have artificial flavoring but dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons? (thanks to Evets)
Why can't women put on their mascara with their eyes closed?
Why do banks charge a fee for "non-sufficient funds" when they know you don't have enough money?
Why do you never see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why are outlets electrical but inlets are geographical? (thanks to Schmidty)
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why isn't anything in Wal-Mart free yet, if they're lowering prices every day?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
Why do they call the airport the terminal, if flying is so safe?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
Why is dyslexic such a hard word to spell? (thanks to Jordan)
Why are the others here, if we are here to help others?
Why do you believe it when someone tells you there are four billion stars, but you always check when you see the wet paint sign?
Why does lighting an outdoor grill always make the wind blow? (thanks to LarryNewParts)
Why are builders afraid to have a 13th floor, but book publishers aren't afraid to have a chapter 11?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food? (thanks to Evets)
Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath is in the bottle, the bubbles are always white?
Why do we say "It's colder than hell outside"? (thanks to Shane)
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes? (thanks to Steve M.)
Why is the word "lisp" spelled with an "S"?
Why do they call it a building when it's already built? (thanks to Ben)
Why do you have to buy Barbie's friends, if she's so popular?
Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat has materialized?
Why are mattresses on sale every day? Isn't that the normal price?
Why do we still have apes (if people evolved from apes)?
Why is dental floss mint flavored? All I ever taste is blood and chicken. (thanks to Bennett)
Why, if man is descended from apes, do we still have apes?
Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but he still ducks when someone throws the gun at him?
Why do you keep trying to vacuum up that string, and when it doesn't get picked up, you'll pick it up and then put it down to give the vacuum another chance?
Why don't sheep shrink in the rain? (thanks to Evets)
Why is it called rush hour when you don't move? (thanks to Evets)
Why isn't there a speed of dark? (thanks to Steve M.)
Why are animals made out of meat if we're not meant to eat them?
Why is it that when you attempt to stop something from falling off the table, you manage to knock something else over?
Why aren't there father-in-law jokes?
WHY? The list of why questions?
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on Feb. 15, 2012 at 9:18 AM
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why not? LMAO
these are good...thanks for sharing!
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Platinum Member
on Feb. 15, 2012 at 9:19 AM
I didn't see this one...
why do we drive on parkways but park on driveways?
The Park Bench!
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Michele
on Feb. 15, 2012 at 7:33 PM
1 mom liked this
Hmmm....I will have to ponder this...possible over a drink or two.
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on Feb. 16, 2012 at 4:03 PM
Genius! Makes you wonder! Hmmm
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