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WALKS INTO A BAR…

Posted by on Apr. 4, 2013 at 10:58 AM
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SEXY LINCOLN

An older man walks into a bar wearing a stovepipe hat, a waistcoat and a phony beard. He sits down at a bar and orders a drink. As the bartender sets it down, he asks, “Going to a party?”

“Yeah, a costume party,” the man answers, “I’m supposed to come dressed as my love life.”

“But you look like Abe Lincoln,” protests the bartender.

“That’s right. My last four scores were seven years ago.”

by on Apr. 4, 2013 at 10:58 AM
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3tabb
by on Apr. 4, 2013 at 6:06 PM
1 mom liked this
Lmfao. Great
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taniamorse85
by on Apr. 5, 2013 at 12:50 AM

Hahahahaha!

dawnie1
by on Apr. 5, 2013 at 9:01 AM

snort* eye roll* Shouldn't that be sexless Lincoln!LOL

Bradensmommy719
by on Apr. 5, 2013 at 2:13 PM
Lol
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1CrazyCajun
by on Apr. 5, 2013 at 5:16 PM

 LOL

Gotta steal it.

 

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deltathree
by on Apr. 5, 2013 at 9:54 PM

cute!

letstalk747
by on Apr. 5, 2013 at 10:40 PM

ha ha ha ha ha ha

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