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10 Things, Dad version

Posted by on May. 29, 2013 at 4:37 PM
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Top 10 Things You'll Never Hear a Dad Say

10. Well, how 'bout that? I'm lost! Looks like we'll have to
stop and ask for directions.

9. You know Pumpkin, now that you're thirteen, you'll be
ready for unchaperoned car dates. Won't that be fun?

8. I noticed that all your friends have a certain hostile
attitude. I like that.

7. Here's a credit card and the keys to my new car. GO
CRAZY!!

6. What do you mean you wanna play football? Figure
skating's not good enough for you, son?

5. Your Mother and I are going away for the weekend. You
might want to consider throwing a party.

4. Well, I don't know what's wrong with your car. Probably
one of those doo-hickey thingies--ya know--that makes it run
or something. Just have it towed to a mechanic and pay
whatever he asks.

3. No son of mine is going to live under this roof without
an earring. Now quit your belly-aching, and let's go to the
mall.

2. Whaddya wanna go and get a job for? I make plenty of
money for you to spend.

1. What do I want for my birthday? Aahh -- don't worry about
that. It's no big deal. (Okay, they might say it. But they
don't mean it)

by on May. 29, 2013 at 4:37 PM
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mamamiajk
by on May. 30, 2013 at 12:22 PM

sidesplittinglaughter

Rach0307
by on May. 30, 2013 at 12:34 PM
Lol. #4 is my favorite!
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