Have you had one of those days that you have absolutly no idea what to do!? Well I have had many of those but today's just topped it off! It's funny now, but at the time I was clueless, grossed out, wanted to scream my head off all the while as my DF is gagging in the background!! Here it goes, my son is swinging in his swing trying to get him to take a nap. I smell something. I went and said, did you poop yourself? (Not knowing what I might find!) My son just smiled! I picked him up and took him to his room to change him. It's a good thing I didn't hold him like I normally do or I would have been sorry. As I was getting ready to lay him down I noticed his back was wet along with his shorts, then came a small turd rolling down his leg! There was poop EVERYWHERE!!!!! I didn't know where to begin to clean him. It just kept coming! lol I would have cut him out of his clothes but they were BRAND NEW clothes! Ugh. What to do what to do? As I cleaned him up my pussy of a DF is gagging in the living room. The same guy who guts a deer but can't handle a poopy diaper! Men! Anyways, I wrap him up in a towel to give him a bath and layed him in the bathroom floor to throw his clothes, the swing cover and changing table thingy in the washer. Back to my son who was rolling around in the bathroom floor naked, I get his bath going, pick him and noticed a wet spot on the rug, yup he peed, on my new rug! That's how my afternoon has been! Wonderful and now I sit here in silence, son is napping and DF off to work, and just laugh about it all, knowing this day I will remember forever! And just maybe embrass my son about it one day!