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Unexpected sex/ odd sex stories

I have been married to my husband for 5years now, together for 7years all together and in the beginning it was sex, sex, and more sex.  We would have sex about 4 or 5 times a day, every day.  Now since having our son in 2007 our sex lives have calmed down quite a bit.  I find it funny that in the beginning the simplest thing would make him go crazy, and now the oddest things will turn him on, for instance, the other day he and I where in the kitchen, I was cutting his hair with the clippers he was in the chair, his head was about breast level, he pulled me close and started stroking my breasts, biting, and sucking on them, then he un buttoned my pants and slid his fingers down into my panties, touching my clitoris,he played with me the entire time I was cutting his hair, driving me mad!  I became so turned on, I hurried up with his hair so we could have sex in the shower.  lol!  I don't know why me cutting his hair made him horny, when I can spend hours making myself up, trying to look sexy and doing little things to turn him on without being so obvious and nothing! lol!  on a side note I wasn't wearing anything special and my hair was a mess!  lol! 

  I guess I was wondering if any of you ladies have sex stories that started out in an odd way, was very unexpected????

by on Jan. 12, 2011 at 8:00 PM
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big_mutter
by on Jan. 12, 2011 at 10:01 PM

Oh and also, whenever i am sick or often when i am having my period and am having a no make up, no hair done, dress schlumpy day. He says he gets hot when I'm sick because he knows he can't have it and it makes him want it more.

QuentinsMOM1025
by on Jan. 12, 2011 at 10:59 PM

BUMP!

seoulmom
by on Jan. 12, 2011 at 11:19 PM
Wow! I know what you mean! Its been almost 10yrs for us...the first year we had sex at least twice a day! Usually more! Then the second year it was at least once a day! Looking back I have no idea how we did it so much! We've had ups & downs since then but its pretty good right now...usually just about every day again! Not all nighters like when we first got together but its still good! He is sooo not a morning person (he hates to wake up!) & now he works late so that doesn't help...so to get him up in the morning without him being a grouch I usually wake him with sex :) can't complain about waking up to that! Lol!

I have to say the weirdest time he comes on to me is when I'm making a grocery list or paying bills...not sure why but he likes to come up behind me & kiss my neck & rub my breasts it drives me mad!
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QuentinsMOM1025
by on Jan. 18, 2011 at 3:37 AM

BUMP!

claudia201
by on Jan. 18, 2011 at 3:49 AM
Wow!! U used to do it that many times a day? And he cum everytime? We just dis it twice a day in our honeymoon, other than that he says e can't get a hard on twice. I've tried touching him, flitring but no... Congrats
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QuentinsMOM1025
by on Jan. 18, 2011 at 11:45 AM

yeah we did, and he cums every time :) 

AnGLInterrupted
by Kendall on Jan. 18, 2011 at 1:37 PM

I think they weirdest one for us was while we were still dating.  We had a hamster (our first pet together) since we were rooming with one of his friends who was allergic to cats and already had dogs..  One day I was cleaning the hamster cage and the shavings were all over the floor, since we didn't have a vacuum, I was on my hands and knees picking up the shavings.  He was apparently watching me for awhile, because the next thing I knew, he got down on the floor behind me, pulled my pants down and well..  you know.  He said he couldn't control himself around me.  I didn't know what was going on, but MAN did I enjoy it.  LOL

QuentinsMOM1025
by on Jan. 18, 2011 at 2:32 PM

Thank goodness this went that way, you started off about a hamster, and i thought oh, lord! That is weird, maybe he just liked the view from behind!  :)

Quoting AnGLInterrupted:

I think they weirdest one for us was while we were still dating.  We had a hamster (our first pet together) since we were rooming with one of his friends who was allergic to cats and already had dogs..  One day I was cleaning the hamster cage and the shavings were all over the floor, since we didn't have a vacuum, I was on my hands and knees picking up the shavings.  He was apparently watching me for awhile, because the next thing I knew, he got down on the floor behind me, pulled my pants down and well..  you know.  He said he couldn't control himself around me.  I didn't know what was going on, but MAN did I enjoy it.  LOL


Ankdance21
by on Jan. 18, 2011 at 3:04 PM

Mine loves it when I'm on the computer concentrating...usually paying bills. He will watch me, then get all touch feely. He says he loves to watch me work at something with full concentration. haha.

MrsTantaros
by on Jan. 18, 2011 at 3:53 PM

LOL thats kinda how my husband is! I'll be all sweaty from cleaning, and he gets excited. I was doing dishes the other day (I REALLY NEEDED A SHOWER BTW) and he came up behind me and begged me to go to the room with  him lol.

Quoting LovelyMother88:

LOL. Pretty much anytime I feel shlumpy Dh wants to get it on, lol. I do not get it. About a week ago I was cleaning the base boards in my "cleaning cothes" and I got attacked from behind, haha! We had some hot sex though... with my rubber gloves still on, :)



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