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Unexpected sex/ odd sex stories

I have been married to my husband for 5years now, together for 7years all together and in the beginning it was sex, sex, and more sex.  We would have sex about 4 or 5 times a day, every day.  Now since having our son in 2007 our sex lives have calmed down quite a bit.  I find it funny that in the beginning the simplest thing would make him go crazy, and now the oddest things will turn him on, for instance, the other day he and I where in the kitchen, I was cutting his hair with the clippers he was in the chair, his head was about breast level, he pulled me close and started stroking my breasts, biting, and sucking on them, then he un buttoned my pants and slid his fingers down into my panties, touching my clitoris,he played with me the entire time I was cutting his hair, driving me mad!  I became so turned on, I hurried up with his hair so we could have sex in the shower.  lol!  I don't know why me cutting his hair made him horny, when I can spend hours making myself up, trying to look sexy and doing little things to turn him on without being so obvious and nothing! lol!  on a side note I wasn't wearing anything special and my hair was a mess!  lol! 

  I guess I was wondering if any of you ladies have sex stories that started out in an odd way, was very unexpected????

by on Jan. 12, 2011 at 8:00 PM
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Mommy2b2324
by on Jan. 18, 2011 at 4:01 PM

LMAO my hubby gets turned on with weird shit too-he wants sex more when i'm sick. he says me hacking and coughing and feeling like all hell is "cute" guys are weird!!

doright
by on Jan. 18, 2011 at 4:29 PM

My DH gets that way with my cutting his hair, he loves it, loves it, loves it. 

ShannaBee
by on Jan. 18, 2011 at 5:17 PM
I know what you mean! Something so minute such as the way I wear my hair can turn him on. Things that aren't sexy to me is to him.
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live.love.mom
by on Jan. 18, 2011 at 5:20 PM

The weirdest one was back when I was pregnant. I was litterally about to pop and felt extremely unattractive. I was going through crying spells because I felt huge and was tired of being pregnant. To calm myself down and relax I jumped in the shower. When I got out DH was home from work and saw me rubbing lotion on my extremely pregnant stomach. He said I was beautiful and jumped me.. We had the best sex ever! It actually later sprung on contractions and I had my DD 18 hours later. haha

AnGLInterrupted
by Kendall on Jan. 18, 2011 at 7:57 PM

 OMG!  I didn't even think anything of it.  That's hilarious, but um no.  If he was "into" that, I wouldn't let him "into" me..  haha!  Ew...

Quoting QuentinsMOM1025:

Thank goodness this went that way, you started off about a hamster, and i thought oh, lord! That is weird, maybe he just liked the view from behind!  :)

Quoting AnGLInterrupted:

I think they weirdest one for us was while we were still dating.  We had a hamster (our first pet together) since we were rooming with one of his friends who was allergic to cats and already had dogs..  One day I was cleaning the hamster cage and the shavings were all over the floor, since we didn't have a vacuum, I was on my hands and knees picking up the shavings.  He was apparently watching me for awhile, because the next thing I knew, he got down on the floor behind me, pulled my pants down and well..  you know.  He said he couldn't control himself around me.  I didn't know what was going on, but MAN did I enjoy it.  LOL

 

 

QuentinsMOM1025
by on Jan. 19, 2011 at 11:20 PM

yeah, lol!

Quoting AnGLInterrupted:

 OMG!  I didn't even think anything of it.  That's hilarious, but um no.  If he was "into" that, I wouldn't let him "into" me..  haha!  Ew...

Quoting QuentinsMOM1025:

Thank goodness this went that way, you started off about a hamster, and i thought oh, lord! That is weird, maybe he just liked the view from behind!  :)

Quoting AnGLInterrupted:

I think they weirdest one for us was while we were still dating.  We had a hamster (our first pet together) since we were rooming with one of his friends who was allergic to cats and already had dogs..  One day I was cleaning the hamster cage and the shavings were all over the floor, since we didn't have a vacuum, I was on my hands and knees picking up the shavings.  He was apparently watching me for awhile, because the next thing I knew, he got down on the floor behind me, pulled my pants down and well..  you know.  He said he couldn't control himself around me.  I didn't know what was going on, but MAN did I enjoy it.  LOL


 


kjsmom17
by on Jan. 19, 2011 at 11:34 PM

my husband and i have only been married a year this sunday. and before i got pregnant we were the same way, sex 4-5 times a day, sometimes in a row! lol.. i couldn't get close to him without him jumping me. Now i'm lucky if i get it 2-3 every 2 weeks.. lol.. its sad cause i'm the horndog in our relationship. i could have sex all day if i was able to :). But the other night I was all upset because it had literally been almost a month since we'd had sex, just so many things kept coming up, and his crazy work schedule. So i was acting all bitchy cus thats how i get, and after i put the baby to bed, i walked out of her room and started cooking dinner and he jumped me in the kitchen floor, and picked me up and moved me to our couch, and i tell you what it was the hottest sex i've had in a LONG LONG time! ahh its like that sigh of relief afterwards! :) btw i wish cutting hubby's hair turned him on, i do that alot because hes in the military, so it has to stay short.....hum, i may have to make a game out of that as well! :)

skybluepink73
by on Jan. 19, 2011 at 11:47 PM

My husband is the same way. Its the little things that turn him on. here is a memorable one:

I got up off the couch...i had on baggy pajama pants and a tshirt, walked down the hall. I heard him tell the dog...see that a$$ its mine! 

lol 

la_bella_vita
by Bella on Jan. 20, 2011 at 12:40 AM

 Great story : )

SMRagan
by on Jan. 20, 2011 at 9:08 AM
We have been married almost 15 years and still have crazy sex. We have done the haircut thing but it doesn't always wait for the shower. The best is I have a pair of sweats thwarting are huge and there is actually a hole in the crotch, well hubby has "made adjustments" to the hole, sometimes I wear those with nothing under them and we go on the couch and not have to worry about his mom walking in on us, since she is living with us for another few months.
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